Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Pee Puck Turns Your Toilet Yellow

pee puckPee Puck is a new prank that you place in the toilet reservoir, turning the toilet water yellow for days, despite reflushing.

A safe and inexpensive way to get some laughs at your friend's next party.

I can already imagine getting revenge on my wife when she insists on hosting a crystal party at our house the same day I want to invite the buddies over to watch football.

Buy Pee Puck online: http://www.peepuck.com/

pee puck instructions

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

A Truly Clean Towel Everytime

True Clean Towel solves that old problem of "which end of the towel did I dry my ass with?"

When you step out of the shower, and reach for that towel to dry yourself off, you don't often remember which end of the towel you used yesterday to dry your butt with. So you just end up drying off your face with something that you might consider unsanitary.

True CLean Towel
It basically allows you to reuse your towels for several days, while saving money and water on laundry, but with the peace of mind knowing which end you can use for "up there" and "down there".

But it's also a pretty good towel in its own right, made of 100% Jacquard Double Spun Cotton, measuring 5 feet tall x 2.5 feet wide, with the design woven into the fabric for maximum softness and durability.

Buy online at: http://truecleantowel.com/

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Simple Bed Bug Trap

A company called The Bed Moat, Inc. has developed a monitor called The Bed Moat which can trap bed bugs.

You place four Bed Moats under the legs of your bed, chairs, sofas, etc., and its slippery polished plastic moat prevents the blood sucking critters from crawling back out.

bed bug trap
At just $20.00 for a set of four Bed Moats, its a simple and cost-effective way of enacting some control over these pests.

For more information: http://bedmoat.com/

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Automatic Toilet Flusher for Cats

For those cat owners who have managed to train their cats to use the toilet, you can buy a device that will let your cat flush it easily.

It comes from the makers of CitiKitty, a company that sells a toilet training kit for cats.

automatic toilet flusher for cats
It basically uses a motion sensor to detect a cat's presence, and then flushes the toilet when it detect's it's gone. It comes with adjustments that let you alter the distance of the sensor, and the delay of the flush. You can also have it do a courtesy flush once a day.

The new automatic toilet flusher takes 10 minutes to install and fits virtually all toilets in the U.S. and Canada.

Probably great gift for grandpa who never remembers to flush.

Buy online: http://www.citikitty.com/

Monday, October 18, 2010

Spray-On Bandage Remover

spray-on bandage removerAlanna's Organic Pain Free Bandage Remover is used to make bandages come off without pain and pulling hair.

It was created by Alanna Meyers, a third grade student at Safety Harbor Montessori Academy in Clearwater, Florida. Throughout her childhood, she never liked the pain associated with removing bandages used for minor scrapes and scratches. So experimented with numerous combinations of ingredients until she came with the perfect formula.

It takes only a few minutes and sticky bandages come off.

With the help of her parents, an organic laboratory was located to make formula completely organic.

For more information about Alanna's Organic Pain Free Bandage Remover:
info(at)organic-sports(dot)com
800-635-0705

Saturday, October 16, 2010

A Device That Trains You to Smile

The Beauty Smile Trainer is piece of rubber you put into your mouth that trains you to smile happily.

beauty smile trainer
Seems like this company needs to partner with a company that makes braces.

Via ICANHASINTERNETS

Friday, October 15, 2010

Kwikset Door Lock Killer

A company called DG3 Locksmithing based out of Gilbert, AZ has a product called "LockKill", which renders any Kwikset door lock permanently disabled, preventing it from being picked, bumped, or jimmied.

The LockKill is a key with a notch at the end. You insert the key, then turn it, and the end snaps off, remaining lodged inside the lock.

LockKill
The product is intended to keep evicted renters from reentering a home, until the landlord can get the locks changed.

Buy it online: http://www.dg3locksmithing.com/

Turn Your Sink Into a Drinking Fountain

Tapi is a rubber adapter that fits onto the end of most sink and garden faucets allowing you to turn them into drinking fountains.

By squeezing the end, water is forced upwards.

tapi turn your sink into a drinking fountain
Made out of a water-safe rubber, they can be run through the dishwasher. And at $4.95 each, it's pretty inexpensive.

Buy it online: http://www.dreamfarm.com.au/

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Urine Sample Candy

This Halloween be the talk of the neighborhood when you hand out samples of urine to the kiddies.

That's urine sample candy.

urine sample candy
The yellowy sweet concoction oozes out slowly and tastes like lemonade. Kids will want to run drug tests on each other as they analyze the sour samples in their mouths.

Or better yet, play a gag on your next doctor's visit and leave this for the lab technician and watch your physician throw a fit when your blood glucose level comes back way too high!

Buy this at Stupid.com: Stupid.com

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

White Castle Hamburger Scented Candle

White Castle Hamburger Scented CandleWhite Castle, the famous hamburger chain known for its "Sliders", offers this new hamburger scented candle.

It comes packaged in a ceramic holder that looks like the signature cardboard sleeve of the White Castle hamburger packaging. The candle itself fills the room with the scent of the chain's popular steam-grilled-burger-on-a-bed-of-onions.

The candles first made their debut in May 2010 during White Castle’s 18th annual celebration of National Hamburger Month. All 10,000 candles sold out in less than 48 hours with the net proceeds donated to Autism Speaks.

On October 21 at 9 p.m. ET/PT during the airing of “Night of Too Many Stars: An Overbooked Concert for Autism Education” on COMEDY CENTRAL, viewers who call in to a celebrity operated phone bank and make a donation of $100 or more to the program will receive a complimentary Original Slider®-Scented Candle.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Star Trek Pizza Cutter

This new Star Trek Pizza Cutter from ThinkGeek allows you to cut pizza where no pizza cutter has gone before.

The all solid metal construction with stainless steel blade, lazer etched with the ship's famous insignia, is ready to slice through pepperoni, sausage, jalapenos, pineapple, tribble, klingon, and whatever else you like to top your pizzas with.

It comes with its own handsome carrying case ready to wow your friends at the next Trekkie party.

Buy online:
ThinkGeek

Friday, January 11, 2008

Climate Change Chocolate Bar

Bloomsberry, LLC, a Salem, MA-based chocolate maker that sells its bars in whimsical wrappers, have now teamed up with TerraPass, a green energy broker, to offer these "Climate Change Chocolate" bars.

climate change chocolate bar
The wrappers have printed on them 15 tips to reduce your carbon footprint on the world, and in addition have included in their sale price, enough carbon energy credits from TerraPass to offset your carbon footprint for one day.

You can read more about the global warming confection at TerraPass' website...

http://www.terrapass.com/lp/index.chocolate.html

Friday, January 04, 2008

The Fizz - Screw-on Ice Cream Float Cup

The Fizz is a plastic cup that screws on to a plastic PET bottle allowing you to create a mobile ice cream float.

Once you screw the cup to a bottle, fill it up with ice cream, then insert a straw, and finally, squeeze the bottle. This fills the cup with soda, allowing you to sip out a mixture of ice cream and soda.

The cup is reusable, but not dishwasher safe.

the fizz cup

Monday, December 24, 2007

Fruit Stickles - Flavored Fruit Skewers

fruit sticklesFruit Stickles are wooden skewers used for sticking together chunks of fruit. Except the skewers are seasoned with cinnamon and tropical fruit flavors that leach into the fruit chunks.

The idea is that gives fruit an extra boost of flavor to tempt children into eating more fruit.

The seasoning contains no sugar, just pure seasoning. It's similar to the cinnamon toothpicks that restaurants used to give out in the 70s, except for making fresh-fruit shiskabobs.

I'm sure this can be extended into meat seasoning skewers, for real shiskabobs.

Visit Fruit Stickles online...
http://www.callisonsfinefoods.com/index.php?q=stickles

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Subtle Butt - Fart Pads

Subtle Butt Fart PadsA company called The Pond Inc. is now selling a product called "Subtle Butt", billed as a fart neutralizer, to eliminate smelly flatulence.

It's an activated carbon fabric pad, measuring 3.25" x 3.25" square, and adheres to the inside of your underwear with two self-adhesive strips.

As the wind breaks, Subtle Butt filters the flatulence, absorbing and neutralizing its odor. Now you can eat as many burritos you want and still have a social life.

Available in a five pack, they retail for $9.95 per pack...
http://www.garmentguard.com

Check out the demonstration video...



NOTE: if you think this sounds familiar, check out the Doggie Thong Fart Neutralizer that we wrote about earlier.