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CLAmor - Spray-on Weight Loss

by Steve
Saturday, July 30, 2005

CLAmorTired of having to starve yourself just to drop those pounds? Well now you can just spray it off!

CLAmor is a weight-loss supplement that you spray on your food. It uses Clarinol™ CLA as its main ingredient. Clarinol is "scientifically proven" to aid the body in shrinking fat cells. When CLAmor is sprayed onto food, the body metabolizes CLA after the food is digested, and CLA begins to perform its magic. The company says that many of its users saw results in as little as four weeks.

CLAmor comes in four delicious flavors, butter, olive oil, garlic, and plain. Spray it on your french fries, spray it on your ice cream, spray it in your coffee! Start spraying your way into shape!

6 Comments:

  • i hope that your prouduct realy works put you need to not gharge people alot fore it.you could give people a 30 day free trial to see how they like it

    By Elizabeth, at 9/01/2005 04:43:00 AM  


  • Finally, something that
    probably works. A real blessing
    for those hundreds of thousands
    of us who have tried over and
    over again the slightly varied
    versions of the same falsely
    advertised promises of "diet"
    and "exersize" to no avail.
    Being a home-schooled scien-
    tist, I can appreciate the great
    efforts made by men of pure sci-
    ence to put an end to this non-
    sense and produce CLAmor. I am
    ready! I'm sure it will work.
    I only pray that it will not
    stain my mouth.

    By hhherman, at 9/01/2005 09:36:00 AM  


  • A sucker is born every minute and hhherman is an example.

    By Anonymous, at 9/08/2005 05:13:00 AM  


  • LLOOLLOLLL LOPLOLoLOLOLOL OLO LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL a moran is born every minuet as *Anonymous sayews!!

    By Anonymous, at 3/15/2006 05:27:00 PM  


  • In response to hhherman.> Exercise does not fail. People fail. My girlfriend has a condition that makes her metabolisim nearling nothing. Her thyroid functions does about 7-10% of what it should. She lost weight effectivly with my help at a rate of 2-5lbs a week, and 10 lbs the first week. If you think I'm full of myself, I'll explain how easy it is.

    By Marshall Mort, at 8/06/2006 10:55:00 PM  


  • I hope everybody gets the name.
    BOOM

    By Anonymous, at 4/09/2007 02:09:00 PM  


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