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by Steve
Thursday, July 21, 2005

Don't you just hate guys who choose to pee in the toilet with the toilet seat down? Then you have wipe off the seat and risk getting some of his pee-pee on you?

Well, a company has now made a self-lifting toilet seat. The "ASC Elite Seat" is designed with a certain "balance" such that when the seat is put down, it will eventually lift itself back up in about 45 seconds. Inside the seat's hinge, are liquid-filled chambers that causes the seat to lift back up after its put down. Hence, the seat is always in an upright position (Yea for us guys!!)

(Hey, this is precisely the reason why toilet seats should be left up. You don't want your hubby or boyfriend getting up in the middle of the night, half-asleep, forgetting to lift the seat, and peeing all over it do you? Well ok!)

The ASC Elite Seat is actually the more affordable consumer-version of the CWS Cleanseat, a self-cleaning toilet seat marketed towards businesses.

7 Comments:

Great! except that us girls want the toilet seat DOWN! Just lift it and pee and replace you lazy.

By Anonymous, at 5/03/2007 11:22:00 PM
We guys want the toilet seat UP! Just lower it and pee and replace you lazy.

By Anonymous, at 5/25/2007 10:41:00 PM
Girls, gravity is your friend! use it.

By Anonymous, at 11/07/2007 06:38:00 PM
Put the toilet seat up or you'll have to clean it later. By the way every home should have a urinal. That way the toilet seat would be down all the time.

By Anonymous, at 11/09/2007 03:22:00 PM
i live in a house with 3 males, and 2 feamales inculding me, which tecnically means that most of the time the toilet seat is going 2 be up. I'VE woken up in the middle of the night half asleep, sat down on the toilet, and almost fell in! cuz one of the guys had left the seat up! but now we have 2 bathrooms so its not 2 bad anymore. but if your a guy and the seat is down and u pee all over it, clean it up yourself you lazy! and i also have somthing tosay about the product, what if you put the seat down and have a LOT of buissness to take care of and its gonna take you more than 45 seconds to finish up? :)

By Anonymous, at 1/07/2008 06:25:00 PM
Brilliant for bars/restaurants/nightclubs. And girls, if you still complain about that then don't go in the mens. Dirty, dirty girls, hang your head in shame.

By Anonymous, at 7/29/2008 05:46:00 AM
If you assume and know that the toilet seat is always up, you'll never fall in.

By Anonymous, at 10/16/2008 06:21:00 PM

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