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Diet Drinking Water

by Steve
Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Jana Skinny WaterIsn't that an oxymoron?

Actually, the new product called, "Skinny Water" contains an all-natural ingredient "Super CitriMax". Drinking "Skinny Water" 30-60 minutes before each meal helps suppress the body's appetite, increase metabolism, and block carbohydrate absorption.

The new diet drink is being rolled out to participating 7-Eleven stores across the USA as you read this.

The specially-formulated water is actually manufactured and bottled by Jamnica, more commonly known as "Jana", a company located in Croatia. They pump the water from an artesian well located below their plant.

20 Comments:

  • This is hilarious! I am a bottled water drinker, but only in my car, & what-will-fit into the holder next to the seat!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2/28/2006 08:45:00 AM  


  • I have been drinking skinny water along with my diet. In the last six weeks I have lost over 20 pounds.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2/28/2006 06:48:00 PM  


  • By drinking skinny water, some folks lost considerable weight...all of it off their brains.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3/17/2006 10:39:00 PM  


  • Come on, how hard is it to believe that some drug could help you lose weight? There are tons of pills in that market. That's all this is, water with the drug already in it.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/01/2006 08:22:00 AM  


  • This water is a scam. I found a lot of reviews from http://www.drinkskinnywater.com

    Do your research, and find that it not only tastes bad, its also WAY too expensive.

    Buyer Beware.

    By Anonymous Scam Buster, at 6/25/2006 08:33:00 AM  


  • alright there is no such thing as diet water...water has nothing in it...so it is already good for you...so this is a bunch of crap...you cant drink some diet water and lose 20 pounds...i bet you exersized and ate other stuff too...stupid...

    By Anonymous rick james, at 7/04/2006 12:43:00 AM  


  • skinny water might be stuid to you but if it gets only one person motivated to get out of this fat world,go for it. and good luck

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7/25/2006 05:58:00 AM  


  • Research has shown that people cant tell the difference between being dehydrated or hungry if people were to first drink water and if they still fell the same then they are hungry and should eat something. Most people should drink more water anyway.
    But this is crap I would say that their research cant get past the placebo percentage about 25% success rate

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8/11/2006 06:46:00 AM  


  • I hope whoever made this product gets shot for stupidity! The process of separating the molecules in ANY matter is a very thorough process as it is. To imagine someone ripping apart carbon out from water (H2O) is just not even imaginable. Thanks for the lie, Jamnica. May you burn in Hell.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9/06/2006 01:16:00 AM  


  • You will be the one going to hell if you dnt watch your language...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11/28/2006 11:09:00 PM  


  • So many of you people who are slamming this product haven't done your research. I stumbled upon this about two weeks ago and I am a sceptic due to my back ground. All of you who slam products without researching them look so stupid to people that do! This product does what it says it does and personally I think it is the future in weight loss. How many of you are slamming Vitamin water which is taking the world by storm and is worth 5 billion today!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/17/2006 06:01:00 PM  


  • wow, what a coincidence!!! Once in New Hampshier for a tornament my friends on my Hockey team and i were mesin with the workers at this restuaunt and asked if we could have diet water!!! lol

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6/04/2007 06:19:00 PM  


  • The label says it all .... " Dietary Supplement".

    Water is water, no matter what they advertise. Any water is a dietary supplement. If you feel you are overweight and it is an eating disorder, then have smaller meals and exercise, instead on sitting in front of your computer reading this!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6/14/2007 04:46:00 AM  


  • When I saw Skinny Water at my local Super Target, I was skeptical and decided to research it myself. I must admit, I am a natural skeptic. I saw a lot of bad press about the water, which dates to about a year or so ago. I've read the opinions, but decided to try it anyways. They couldn't be even more wrong! Both flavors taste great, and they actually work! Yes, I've tried plain water with a tad bit of lemon juice -and it works as well, but for only 45 mins with me. But when I tried the Skinny Water, I wasn't hungry for 4 hours on average. This can't be the same exact product as all the nasty reviews indicates. Most of the comments in blogs are on average from a year ago. I am sure that this is a re-formulation, and have noticed that Jana isn't the company pushing the water. Big difference! I checked out their website at www.skinnywater.com, and don't see all of the conflicting information on it. I for one wil tell others about this product, because it DOES work and it tastes great. Just because the product has a stupid name, doesn't mean that that the product is a sham. I came across the water while I was at Target, who apparently launched the water on June 10th. Target is a respectable organization, and their legal department would've torn the research to shreds and not carry it if it was a sham. I'm not sure where all the research is coming from, because when you go to www.skinnywater.com, it's a fun, playful, encouraging site.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7/09/2007 11:25:00 AM  


  • OHHHH MYYYY GODDD. Skinny water helped put my life back in line. it helped me lose over 50 pounds. my wife drikns it too an her sex drive is better than ever. she does things i could have only imagined. give me a call an i can have her do something strange for a peice of change.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7/23/2007 11:12:00 PM  


  • The metabolic effects of Super HCA are well documented by research. do a search for "hydroxycitric acid HCA AND obesity" on the PubMed research database at http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/sites/entrez to see all the research that has reported anti-obesity, anti-cholesterol and anti-inflammatory effects of Hydroxycitric Acid (super HCA).

    By Blogger John Cartmell, Certified Nutritionist, at 7/26/2007 03:05:00 PM  


  • I drink skinny water along with using another of their products for camping. The other product is "dehydrated water" an excellent bottled product as well.

    Thanks to skinny water I now weigh five pounds. And all in 2 months! I used to weigh 165 pounds and I am 40 years old.


    Thank you Skinny Water,
    James
    San Francisco, Ca

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10/19/2007 07:37:00 PM  


  • Do we all realize that water is a natural appetite suppressant? Drinking water curbs your appetite by filling up the stomach and creating a feeling of fullness. It also serves to saturate the cells with hydration. SO, what is that chemical in this product? Artificial flavoring? No doubt something that is either addictive or will give you cancer.

    By Blogger Joshua, at 1/15/2008 07:24:00 AM  


  • What a load of bollocks!
    HAHAHAHHAHAHA, diet water, HAHAHAH

    I cant get my breath, whever next, if you buy this u deserve to get ripped off brain dead nutters!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/22/2008 03:11:00 AM  


  • I don't care what all you retards think! I drink Skinny Water because it tastes wonderful. It's better for me than Diet Coke, so shut up!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7/24/2008 08:10:00 AM  


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