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Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Flavor Spray Diet

5:01 PM | by Steve Johnson | 18 Comments

Flavor Spray DietFlavor Spray™ Diet is a line of "spray-on" taste for food. The "diet" aspect of this is that by spraying on a certain flavor, you can avoid having to pile on sauces, creams, and toppings.

Want the taste of ranch dressing on those french fries? Spray it on! How about tasting some cookies & cream on your morning bagel? Spray it on! Hey kids, tired of drinking plain old milk? Then spray some Memphis BBQ in there!

And for you folks who've been told that chocolate is poisonous dogs, then spray some Chocolate Fudge on their kibble and let them enjoy!

Is it just me, or can't this also be used as a "marital aid"? There are so many flavors ranging from "Parmesan Cheese"" to "Teriyaki" to "Root Beer Float" that girls can spray an entire day's meal on their bodies. Take note guys, the girls might enjoy the Banana Split spray.

However you want to use it, it's all good because Flavor Spray Diet has no calories, no fat, no carbs, and no cholesterol.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why would you want your milk to taste like bbq and your woman like parmesan?

8/10/2005 05:35:00 PM
Anonymous said...

Exactly. What you really want is a woman who tastes like BBQ and a tall, cool glass of Parmilk, from Pepsi.

8/11/2005 06:03:00 AM
Anonymous said...

how is this supposed to curb your cravings? If anything its going to make them worse.

8/17/2005 05:28:00 PM
Anonymous said...

this is ridiculous...i heard the real inventor of this diet is a fat slob from valley stream...

11/08/2005 09:47:00 PM
Anonymous said...

Yeah. This crap is another stupid creation of David Burke. He puts his name on anything, besides,if this diet really works, why is he still so fat??

11/14/2005 08:57:00 PM
Anonymous said...

I actually sprayed my wife's snatch it now tastes better!

11/29/2005 08:19:00 PM
Anonymous said...

what flavor did you spray your wifes snatch?? i was wondering what goes good with dead fish?

12/02/2005 10:09:00 PM
Anonymous said...

Ordered 3 sprays. We found all three tasted awful. Company would not take a return on "food products" despite the fact they were barely touched. Awful customer service experience.

12/10/2005 02:04:00 PM
Anonymous said...

Got my pack of holiday sprays wonderful! Sprayin the holidays aways!

12/17/2005 10:05:00 PM
Anonymous said...

Bacon is great, chocolate works.

12/17/2005 10:06:00 PM
Anonymous said...

Saw this on TV, the host loved it. Got my order, cant belive birthday cake tastes real.

12/17/2005 10:07:00 PM
Anonymous said...

Just got my butter! Holy shit I am spraying no calorie butter! Its awesome! I am going to spray my wifes snatch too! ha ha

1/09/2006 03:56:00 PM
Inter-man said...

Hi,
I bought three sprays - chocolate Raspberry Truffle, Maple, and Teriyaki.

First off, it took 2 weeks to receive the product. I called customer service and they told me it takes 4 to 7 business days to drop three bottles into a box and ship it.

I just tried the chocolate Raspberry Truffle in my morning coffee. I use an 18 oz. mug. First, I tried the two sprays - nothing, nada. I figured that the mug was too big and perhaps needed some more. I sprayed 4 more squirts. I stirred it and tried it again. Still nothing (although there is an aroma of the product in the mug.

As I was drinking the coffee, I now had an odd aftertaste. As of this writing, I have finished the cup of coffee about an hour ago and the taste is still in my mouth. There is more aftertaste than the flavor inside.

So, that's that for the coffee. As I try the other sprays (I'll keep an open mind as maybe it isn't appropriate for use in beverages) on food, I'll post more info.

Right now, I am not impressed. One strike for the shipping experience and another strike for the first initial taste test.

I didn't read anything on the website about putting it on people. Where did you guys get that idea?

Dave

8/15/2006 05:23:00 AM
Anonymous said...

I've ordered trhee sprays 5 months ago ... and never receive it ! They are just a new kind of thieves in the web ...

9/26/2006 08:38:00 AM
Anonymous said...

KETCHUP ON MY HUSBANDS WEINIE REMINDS ME OF THE BALL PARK. DO YOU HAVE BEER FLAVOR?

3/30/2007 01:18:00 AM
Anonymous said...

I am still waiting for an order that I placed over a month ago. The order was to be sent by UPS. Of course the company billed me for it.
I then contacted the service department, then the owner and then dialed the number of the office in NY. No response with regards to my E-mail and the office in NY just indicates that there is no further space for voice mails. I would strongly recommend that you not purchase this product as your money will disappear and your will receive nothing in exchange!!!!!

4/14/2007 11:53:00 PM
duh said...

i saw this on the food channel r somthing and i want it so bad. they said that flavor is a science and that is truee.so all they did was take the flavor atoms out of food and that has no carbs.

Great product i am going to buy it asap!!

adn why would you expect refunds if you didnt like it. do you return a bag of chips if u dont like it. no you throw it away and get a life. and alot of chefs have diet thi gs and still r fat cuz they eat the food without the diet. not everyone wants a diet.

it takes time to ship and stuff. kay.

12/08/2007 02:50:00 PM
Ly said...

Do they still sell this? it seems every site I go to that talks about it stops in 2007. What happened? The Flavorspraydiet.com doesn't work anymore, the flavor-spray.com ordering button takes me to wellnesspartners.com that says it's not currently available. Then I search to see if someone else has it and they all say out of stock ~_~

2/25/2009 01:57:00 AM

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