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12:43 AM | by Steve Johnson |
If anything this has got to be the ultimate "asset" for pulling off fraternity pranks. Liquid Ass is a stink spray in which the maker says has an authentic "butt crack smell". I can imagine some guys squirtin' a bottle of this stuff into a girls locker room and watching them run outside in horror!
They have a video online where they sprayed this stuff into a porta-potty and watched a couple of girls turn away in disgust.
Don't mistake this bottle for eye drops!
Liquid Ass costs $5.00 each.
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38 comments:
I bet this would be nice to squirt into the car vents of someone you don't like very much... :o)
This is the first sign. Civilization will soon be at an end; prepare yourself...
Good stuff to squirt on people who pass out at your parties. I also like to squirt a little in the ketchup bottle at a cookout.
Great way to force the kids off the computer & out of the house.
Use this on the noisy morons in move theaters
If you turn it over, does it smell like "Liquid Kitty"?
Ummm....I have turned away from those porta-potties too. I don't think that takes your spray...
I´m gonna try this in my pancake batter... mmmm, candy
Telephone.
A little dab will do ya! Could you change the label to Binaca and then leave it on your desk for that moocher down the hall? Wow! Hey, your breath smells like swamp-@ss!
It seems the investment bankers are already investing in this...
http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=ilfxx
Do-it-youself:
On your next potty dump, spoon off 1/2 pound of your own doodoo, prefer semi-liquidy dark greenish type, as they give contain the most organic substance. Put in squeeze bottle such as Windex bottle. Shake with 2 cups of warm water. Let it sit in the sun for 3 hours to ferment. Then it is ready to use.
Do-it-youself:
On your next potty dump, spoon off 1/2 pound of your own doodoo, prefer semi-liquidy dark greenish type, as they give contain the most organic substance. Put in squeeze bottle such as Windex bottle. Shake with 2 cups of warm water. Let it sit in the sun for 3 hours to ferment. Then it is ready to use.
Cant wait till im standing in line for Space Mountian at DisneyLand.
Mister "do it yourself" is a moron. You can spread horrific diseases that way, dipshit.
well I'd like to know what this stuff is made of...
I just received a bottle of this stuff. A couple of squirts at the fast food restaurant and I had a whole bus load of kids checking their shoes for dog crap! I wonder how they bottle this stuff? I have washed my hands five times and they still smell like Liquid Ass!
If my lame neighbors were to call the cops on my car because I was parked on the street in front their house Liquid Ass might be nice to spray on their porch, car, fence and the gate lock. Of course I'd never do something like this.
worked great on my boss....did it like 10 times so far. I feel so good about myself at work now
I just got my bottles in the mail today. I cant wait to leave some presents up at work
this shit works wonders
Liquid Ass is awesome!! A good friend of mine at work bought some. He gave me some and I spray it in the rest room every couple of days. It's served our floor as a great rallying tool - all they guys come out gagging and all choked up. Now the chicks are aware too. Everybody is trying hard to pin somebody down with the dirty ass...many accusations. Big big fun going on here!!! Wholesome safe fun for all :-)
Another great gig is hitting 3 pumps of Liquid Ass in an elevator. This can be targeted at work or the mall. Get off the elevator and view the fun. I guarantee there will be many giggles as you witness gagging and the like. Pure good fun!!
I HAVE THIS AND THIS IS WORTH BUYING!!!! IT WILL MAKE U PISS URSELF LAUGHING SO HARD!!! GUARANTEED
dump this in a humidifier, see what happens!
My neighbor has a dog that barks constantly. I am thinking about buying a couple of 9 bottle cases of this and putting it in a water cannon to the give the dog a liquid ass bath. Is that legal and if not, how illegal is it?
Put a couple of drops on a door knob or on the door handle of that guy who doesnt know how to park.
Sick Stuff!!! Tears of Joy? NOT!
I used it in the elevator and stairwells at work 5 minutes before everyone had to leave. Everyone's face was full of sheer disgust and awe.
I will tell you a GREAT WAY to use Liquid Ass. Place a One Dollar Bill on a parking lot near a post office or grocery store. Spray the STUFF on the Bill. You don't even have to get out of your car. Then move your car a few spots away and watch the fun.
Most people are so happy to see a FREE One Dollar bill, that they grab it and place it in their pocket. A few seconds later, the fun begins. I have seen people SMELL their hands and Freak out.
This stuff is so fun:
One of the funniest things so far was when I sprayed a corridor outside an apartment where I was going to have a meeting and when they opened the door to the corridor, they totally freaked out and rushed and opened doors and windows and called someone to check the plumbing system. 46 minutes later it was cold as hell in the corridor as it was the middle of the winter and it still stank (but not as much).
I have also cleared out all the waiting passengers in whole commuter train stations several times.
Yesterday they had a party above my apartment so I layed down about 5 cc (1/6 bottle) in the elevator in my house and waited for the fun
About 20 mins later some guys where leaving the party and I saw the elevator went up to the floor above mine and later I heard they screamed like "WHAT THE FUCK" and then I heard noise from the stair well (as they took the stairs instead).
Today someone had put up a message "to the owner of the dog:
Please go clean the elevator!
- it's not easy to ride an elevator with that smell" (they thought it was someones dog)
24 hours later, the elevator still smelled pretty bad.
This stuff is so fun:
One of the funniest things so far was when I sprayed a corridor outside an apartment where I was going to have a meeting and when they opened the door to the corridor, they totally freaked out and rushed and opened doors and windows and called someone to check the plumbing system. 46 minutes later it was cold as hell in the corridor as it was the middle of the winter and it still stank (but not as much).
I have also cleared out all the waiting passengers in whole commuter train stations several times.
Yesterday they had a party above my apartment so I layed down about 5 cc (1/6 bottle) in the elevator in my house and waited for the fun
About 20 mins later some guys where leaving the party and I saw the elevator went up to the floor above mine and later I heard they screamed like "WHAT THE FUCK" and then I heard noise from the stair well (they took the stairs instead).
Today someone had put up a message "to the owner of the dog:
Please go clean the elevator!
- it's not easy to ride an elevator with that smell" (they thought it was someones dog)
24 hours later, the elevator still smelled pretty bad.
I sprayed some on some homeless people who were sleeping at a property my company owns. They soon woke up and were blaming a dog for crapping on them.
Perfect to spray on visiting neighbor dogs who crap in your yard all the time. Here puppy puppy.
Would this be good to spray on smokers? Or people that open their windows and let their stinch come out.
How about people that sit on a balcony and stink up the whole area with their stench/smoke?
Does the stink rise or sink? I need a stench that does not go up.
MAN that shit stinks!
Just reading some of these testimonial made me piss myself I cant stop laughing Im gonna buy and try this stuff
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