30 Comments:

• I bet this would be nice to squirt into the car vents of someone you don't like very much... :o)

  By  Anonymous, at 8/10/2005 06:33:00 AM  

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• This is the first sign. Civilization will soon be at an end; prepare yourself...

  By  Anonymous, at 8/10/2005 01:54:00 PM  

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• Good stuff to squirt on people who pass out at your parties. I also like to squirt a little in the ketchup bottle at a cookout.

  By  Anonymous, at 8/10/2005 02:39:00 PM  

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  By  Feckin Eejit, at 8/10/2005 02:51:00 PM  

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• Great way to force the kids off the computer & out of the house.

  By  Feckin Eejit, at 8/10/2005 02:53:00 PM  

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• Use this on the noisy morons in move theaters

  By  Anonymous, at 8/10/2005 03:05:00 PM  

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• If you turn it over, does it smell like "Liquid Kitty"?

  By  Anonymous, at 8/11/2005 01:29:00 AM  

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• Ummm....I have turned away from those porta-potties too. I don't think that takes your spray...

  By  Anonymous, at 8/11/2005 01:55:00 AM  

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• I´m gonna try this in my pancake batter... mmmm, candy

  By  Anonymous, at 8/11/2005 05:08:00 AM  

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• Telephone.

  By  Anonymous, at 8/11/2005 07:18:00 AM  

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• A little dab will do ya! Could you change the label to Binaca and then leave it on your desk for that moocher down the hall? Wow! Hey, your breath smells like swamp-@ss!

  By  Anonymous, at 8/11/2005 07:35:00 AM  

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• It seems the investment bankers are already investing in this...
  
  http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=ilfxx

  By  Anonymous, at 8/11/2005 08:43:00 AM  

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• Do-it-youself:
  
  On your next potty dump, spoon off 1/2 pound of your own doodoo, prefer semi-liquidy dark greenish type, as they give contain the most organic substance. Put in squeeze bottle such as Windex bottle. Shake with 2 cups of warm water. Let it sit in the sun for 3 hours to ferment. Then it is ready to use.

  By  Anonymous, at 8/11/2005 09:51:00 AM  

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• Do-it-youself:
  
  On your next potty dump, spoon off 1/2 pound of your own doodoo, prefer semi-liquidy dark greenish type, as they give contain the most organic substance. Put in squeeze bottle such as Windex bottle. Shake with 2 cups of warm water. Let it sit in the sun for 3 hours to ferment. Then it is ready to use.

  By  Anonymous, at 8/11/2005 09:52:00 AM  

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• Cant wait till im standing in line for Space Mountian at DisneyLand.

  By  Anonymous, at 8/11/2005 01:01:00 PM  

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• Mister "do it yourself" is a moron. You can spread horrific diseases that way, dipshit.

  By  Anonymous, at 8/11/2005 07:11:00 PM  

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• well I'd like to know what this stuff is made of...

  By  Anonymous, at 8/12/2005 03:38:00 PM  

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• I just received a bottle of this stuff. A couple of squirts at the fast food restaurant and I had a whole bus load of kids checking their shoes for dog crap! I wonder how they bottle this stuff? I have washed my hands five times and they still smell like Liquid Ass!

  By  Anonymous, at 8/14/2005 12:49:00 PM  

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• If my lame neighbors were to call the cops on my car because I was parked on the street in front their house Liquid Ass might be nice to spray on their porch, car, fence and the gate lock. Of course I'd never do something like this.

  By  Anonymous, at 10/21/2005 11:12:00 PM  

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• worked great on my boss....did it like 10 times so far. I feel so good about myself at work now

  By  Anonymous, at 12/09/2006 09:08:00 PM  

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• I just got my bottles in the mail today. I cant wait to leave some presents up at work

  By  Anonymous, at 5/22/2007 03:15:00 PM  

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• this shit works wonders

  By  Apantenoch Site, at 9/10/2007 01:23:00 PM  

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• Liquid Ass is awesome!! A good friend of mine at work bought some. He gave me some and I spray it in the rest room every couple of days. It's served our floor as a great rallying tool - all they guys come out gagging and all choked up. Now the chicks are aware too. Everybody is trying hard to pin somebody down with the dirty ass...many accusations. Big big fun going on here!!! Wholesome safe fun for all :-)

  By  Anonymous, at 11/12/2007 06:28:00 AM  

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• Another great gig is hitting 3 pumps of Liquid Ass in an elevator. This can be targeted at work or the mall. Get off the elevator and view the fun. I guarantee there will be many giggles as you witness gagging and the like. Pure good fun!!

  By  Anonymous, at 11/12/2007 06:41:00 AM  

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• I HAVE THIS AND THIS IS WORTH BUYING!!!! IT WILL MAKE U PISS URSELF LAUGHING SO HARD!!! GUARANTEED

  By  MSTC0, at 1/22/2008 01:40:00 PM  

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• dump this in a humidifier, see what happens!

  By  Anonymous, at 2/21/2008 06:26:00 PM  

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• My neighbor has a dog that barks constantly. I am thinking about buying a couple of 9 bottle cases of this and putting it in a water cannon to the give the dog a liquid ass bath. Is that legal and if not, how illegal is it?

  By  Anonymous, at 4/17/2008 08:25:00 AM  

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• Put a couple of drops on a door knob or on the door handle of that guy who doesnt know how to park.

  By  Anonymous, at 5/21/2008 03:50:00 AM  

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• Sick Stuff!!! Tears of Joy? NOT!
  I used it in the elevator and stairwells at work 5 minutes before everyone had to leave. Everyone's face was full of sheer disgust and awe.

  By  Anonymous, at 7/19/2008 06:06:00 AM  

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• I will tell you a GREAT WAY to use Liquid Ass. Place a One Dollar Bill on a parking lot near a post office or grocery store. Spray the STUFF on the Bill. You don't even have to get out of your car. Then move your car a few spots away and watch the fun.
  
  Most people are so happy to see a FREE One Dollar bill, that they grab it and place it in their pocket. A few seconds later, the fun begins. I have seen people SMELL their hands and Freak out.

  By  Anonymous, at 7/23/2008 08:09:00 AM  

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