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by Steve
Tuesday, August 23, 2005
All you guys out there waiting for the day when you can strike a conversation with a hot gal standing next to you at the urinal, your wait just got shorter!"This is a revolutionary product that has taken Europe by storm. It allows women to pee standing up, just like the boys, giving a whole new slant on equal rights for women."For the rest of us guys still using the old "We can pee while standing up" as a way to justify our gender-superiority, it looks like we'll have to find another outlet for ego-satisfaction.
Just a little public service announcement: "lets", not "let's".
By , at 8/24/2005 10:42:00 AM
If the title was meant as a demand -- such as "Let Us Women Pee like Men!" -- then the contraction "Let's" actually would be appropriate.
Also, the comma and period in your comment belong inside the quotes (unless you are using British grammar instead of American grammar).
By , at 8/24/2005 05:15:00 PM
OMG who cares............its a P_mate
By , at 8/24/2005 11:19:00 PM
how long till women learn to write their name in the snow!
By , at 8/25/2005 10:08:00 AM
And i thought peeing my name in the snow was the one area that women would never be able to take away from us guys
By , at 8/25/2005 10:09:00 AM
I think I'll wait till the poop-mate comes out.
By , at 8/26/2005 11:54:00 PM
Yes well,I know a few squat to piss M,F.ers
By , at 8/27/2005 07:45:00 AM
A similar product has been sold with camping gear for years! I've seen it called a "portable Jane". I assume hospitals also have them.
By , at 9/01/2005 02:17:00 PM
All I ask is "WHY....WHY???"
By , at 9/01/2005 06:28:00 PM
i saw this on www.mclady.net
By hyatt, at 9/03/2005 06:20:00 AM
i saw this on www.mclady.net
By , at 9/03/2005 06:20:00 AM
"This is a revolutionary product that has taken Europe by storm."
LOL! Comin' from Europe, I've never seen or even heard about that s*it...
By Matthieu D., at 9/04/2005 12:19:00 PM
lol funny as hell tho..in a good way of course...lmao
By , at 9/05/2005 08:25:00 PM
another outlet for ego-satisfaction? here it is: we can pee while standing without using any strange device.
By , at 9/08/2005 10:48:00 AM
The (incorrect) correction about the comma and period belonging inside the quotes is a common misconception. They both belong OUTSIDE the quotes IN THIS CASE. The 1st comment is grammatically correct. Although the puncuation in "Let Us Women Pee like Men!" IS correct. I know, get a life, right?
By , at 9/13/2005 08:14:00 AM
Nope - periods and commas always go inside the quotes. Such is the rule in American grammar. (Perhaps you're thinking of UK grammar rules in which all punctuation goes outside the quotes.)
Pick your American style guide, the rule is always the same...
http://www.yale.edu/iforum/Staff/styleguide.html
http://webster.commnet.edu/grammar/marks/quotation.htm
http://www.colorado.edu/Publications/styleguide/punctuation.html
http://www.princeton.edu/pr/style/ed_style.htm
By GrammarMan, at 9/13/2005 04:36:00 PM
boys boys stop arguing about grammar!
We know you are all, all of a sudden feeling threatened, and want to direct the attention away from this subeject, but it really is taking Europe by storm!
The better alternative is called the Shewee, it's plastic and is reusable. Just like your little chaps, Shewee can be reused, it can be replaced in the resealable bag until it can be washed in the shower or with undies in the washing machine!
At only £5 each from www.shewee.com it's a life saver.
By , at 10/26/2005 07:00:00 AM
my girlfriend can pee standing without using any device. she just stands and urinates like a man. i don`t know how it`s possible for her.
By , at 11/09/2005 10:10:00 PM
It might have something to do with your girlfriend's anatomy (the location of her urethra, that is ^_^). Actually, I trimmed the edges of a coffe lid and I use that to pee standing. You don't have to keep buying P-mates over and over again. The P-mate people are prolly going to come to my house and kill me now... ^_^;
By , at 1/21/2006 06:54:00 PM
I like the Whizzy. It's the easiest to use.
By , at 2/03/2006 11:47:00 PM
That is so hot. I love it when chicks pee standing up.
By , at 9/06/2006 06:25:00 PM
I don't know about there, but in Canada it's illegal to urinate in any public or outdoor places. You actually have to hold it till you get to a toilet - OMG, that's been killing women for years(lol). Kidding, I guess I still like being a woman - in every way!!
By , at 10/05/2006 10:26:00 AM
If you were handicapped and having a difficult time using public restrooms, you would not find it something to make fun of. Then it's not an ego thing but almost a lifesaver.
By , at 12/15/2006 09:29:00 AM
We went camping in northern Canada last summer with very long stretches of road with no facilities and lots of mosquitoes. A device such as this would have been awesome. Now I know they exist.
By , at 1/06/2007 08:34:00 AM
it's good for girls peeing
By , at 4/12/2007 11:18:00 AM
I just use a toilet roll to piss... it is quick easy and free. I am trying without it now. A bit of spray though. Piss standing up... it is the best!!!
By , at 10/04/2007 10:51:00 PM
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