Tuesday, August 23, 2005

P-Mate Let's Women Pee like Men

P-MateAll you guys out there waiting for the day when you can strike a conversation with a hot gal standing next to you at the urinal, your wait just got shorter!

P-Mate is a device allowing women to pee while standing up.

See demonstration photos.

Apparently, it's been around in Europe for awhile, and is expected to begin sales by the end of this month in Colorado, a known hot-bed for female vertical-urination.

Karen Diamond, the President of Go Your Way, the first US distributor of the P-Mate, says...

"This is a revolutionary product that has taken Europe by storm. It allows women to pee standing up, just like the boys, giving a whole new slant on equal rights for women."
For the rest of us guys still using the old "We can pee while standing up" as a way to justify our gender-superiority, it looks like we'll have to find another outlet for ego-satisfaction.

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just a little public service announcement: "lets", not "let's".

Anonymous said...

If the title was meant as a demand -- such as "Let Us Women Pee like Men!" -- then the contraction "Let's" actually would be appropriate.

Also, the comma and period in your comment belong inside the quotes (unless you are using British grammar instead of American grammar).

Anonymous said...

OMG who cares............its a P_mate

Anonymous said...

how long till women learn to write their name in the snow!

Anonymous said...

And i thought peeing my name in the snow was the one area that women would never be able to take away from us guys

Anonymous said...

I think I'll wait till the poop-mate comes out.

Anonymous said...

Yes well,I know a few squat to piss M,F.ers

Anonymous said...

A similar product has been sold with camping gear for years! I've seen it called a "portable Jane". I assume hospitals also have them.

Anonymous said...

All I ask is "WHY....WHY???"

hyatt said...

i saw this on www.mclady.net

Anonymous said...

i saw this on www.mclady.net

Matthieu D. said...

"This is a revolutionary product that has taken Europe by storm."
LOL! Comin' from Europe, I've never seen or even heard about that s*it...

Anonymous said...

lol funny as hell tho..in a good way of course...lmao

Anonymous said...

another outlet for ego-satisfaction? here it is: we can pee while standing without using any strange device.

Anonymous said...

The (incorrect) correction about the comma and period belonging inside the quotes is a common misconception. They both belong OUTSIDE the quotes IN THIS CASE. The 1st comment is grammatically correct. Although the puncuation in "Let Us Women Pee like Men!" IS correct. I know, get a life, right?

GrammarMan said...

Nope - periods and commas always go inside the quotes. Such is the rule in American grammar. (Perhaps you're thinking of UK grammar rules in which all punctuation goes outside the quotes.)
Pick your American style guide, the rule is always the same...
http://www.yale.edu/iforum/Staff/styleguide.html
http://webster.commnet.edu/grammar/marks/quotation.htm
http://www.colorado.edu/Publications/styleguide/punctuation.html
http://www.princeton.edu/pr/style/ed_style.htm

Anonymous said...

boys boys stop arguing about grammar!
We know you are all, all of a sudden feeling threatened, and want to direct the attention away from this subeject, but it really is taking Europe by storm!

The better alternative is called the Shewee, it's plastic and is reusable. Just like your little chaps, Shewee can be reused, it can be replaced in the resealable bag until it can be washed in the shower or with undies in the washing machine!

At only £5 each from www.shewee.com it's a life saver.

Anonymous said...

my girlfriend can pee standing without using any device. she just stands and urinates like a man. i don`t know how it`s possible for her.

Anonymous said...

It might have something to do with your girlfriend's anatomy (the location of her urethra, that is ^_^). Actually, I trimmed the edges of a coffe lid and I use that to pee standing. You don't have to keep buying P-mates over and over again. The P-mate people are prolly going to come to my house and kill me now... ^_^;

Anonymous said...

I like the Whizzy. It's the easiest to use.

Anonymous said...

That is so hot. I love it when chicks pee standing up.

Anonymous said...

I don't know about there, but in Canada it's illegal to urinate in any public or outdoor places. You actually have to hold it till you get to a toilet - OMG, that's been killing women for years(lol). Kidding, I guess I still like being a woman - in every way!!

Anonymous said...

If you were handicapped and having a difficult time using public restrooms, you would not find it something to make fun of. Then it's not an ego thing but almost a lifesaver.

Anonymous said...

We went camping in northern Canada last summer with very long stretches of road with no facilities and lots of mosquitoes. A device such as this would have been awesome. Now I know they exist.

Anonymous said...

it's good for girls peeing

Anonymous said...

I just use a toilet roll to piss... it is quick easy and free. I am trying without it now. A bit of spray though. Piss standing up... it is the best!!!

Anonymous said...

Just a little public service announcement:
"Let's", is a contracted form of "Let us".
Disregard the comment below.

Anonymous said...

Grammarman is just causing chaos. Any where you go the punctuation belongs outside the quotes.

You're trying to say it as if
Mary said, "OMG, IDK my BFF Jill?".

Would be strange.

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