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by Steve
Monday, August 22, 2005
"I have traveled the world creating this drink; there is none better that I know. I have included in this drink everything I could to strengthen the body."Among the two new ingredients is "Asian Cordyceps", described as one of the most rare and treasured botanicals used in Chinese and Tibetan medicine, promoting energy, vitality and longevity. The other is the "Tibetan Goji Berry", an anti-oxidant that contains naturally occurring "policosanols", said to lower cholesterol.
Damn, that's totally awesome!!
Finally a drink for us Martial Artists.
I just need a some Tibetan beads around my wrist when I drink "Lightning Bolt" to release the hidden powers contained in engery drink.
I wonder if I drink "Lightning Bolt" it'll make as fast as Steven Seagal in "Above the Law" or even maybe "Hard to Kill"
I'm just waiting for Jean Claude Van Damn to perfect his new engery drink.
I hear it's called the Van Damninator.
By , at 8/22/2005 08:51:00 PM
Um...if the drink is using a rare botanical ingredient, isn't that kind of foolish?
By deus|diabolus, at 8/23/2005 02:17:00 AM
He's going to use his energy drink to kick ass in Iraq. It's true. Check it out:
Steven Seagal to End Insurgency
By Groucho, at 12/11/2005 03:26:00 PM
Like Steven Seagal doesn't make enough money, now he needs an energy drink, there are too many of these sugar drinks out there. He just doesn't want to feel left out.
By , at 6/14/2007 07:02:00 PM
what's next, chuck norris starts making a energy?
who knows it should be called
"Roundhouse Kick in a Can"
nice
By , at 7/19/2007 06:06:00 AM
This sounds like a great product. My name is Evan Wishman and I would love to promote it at the University of Arizona. Please let me know if your interested. My phone number is (310) 497-2843 and my email address is ewishman@email.arizona.edu. Hope to here from you soon.
Sincerely,
Evan Wishman
By , at 4/21/2008 04:57:00 PM
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