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11:02 AM | by Steve Johnson |
Energy drinks are becoming a "dime-a-dozen" these days, so in order to grab any attention, you have to make them more exotic, more powerful, and glamorous. And who better to encapsulate those qualities than Steven Seagal!
Seagal's new "Lightning Bolt Energy Drink", claims to have pioneered the way for nutritional, all natural energy drinks, and includes a couple of ingredients not found in other such drinks, Asian Cordyceps, and Tibetan Goji Berries.
Seagal says that he came up with the idea of Lightning Bolt after his travels in Asia in search of botanicals believed to keep locals disease-free for their entire lives.
"I have traveled the world creating this drink; there is none better that I know. I have included in this drink everything I could to strengthen the body."Among the two new ingredients is "Asian Cordyceps", described as one of the most rare and treasured botanicals used in Chinese and Tibetan medicine, promoting energy, vitality and longevity. The other is the "Tibetan Goji Berry", an anti-oxidant that contains naturally occurring "policosanols", said to lower cholesterol.
Other nutrients include Ginkgo Biloba, Ginseng, Guarana, Yerba Mate, Green Tea, and vitamins B3, B6, B12 and B5.
So, if you drink this new Lightning Bolt Energy Drink, will you be able to kick, punch, and fight like Steven Seagal? You sure will! (You'll just have to practice a lot.)
Lightning Bolt starts shipping out to distributors on September 8.
7 comments:
Damn, that's totally awesome!!
Finally a drink for us Martial Artists.
I just need a some Tibetan beads around my wrist when I drink "Lightning Bolt" to release the hidden powers contained in engery drink.
I wonder if I drink "Lightning Bolt" it'll make as fast as Steven Seagal in "Above the Law" or even maybe "Hard to Kill"
I'm just waiting for Jean Claude Van Damn to perfect his new engery drink.
I hear it's called the Van Damninator.
Um...if the drink is using a rare botanical ingredient, isn't that kind of foolish?
He's going to use his energy drink to kick ass in Iraq. It's true. Check it out:
Steven Seagal to End Insurgency
Like Steven Seagal doesn't make enough money, now he needs an energy drink, there are too many of these sugar drinks out there. He just doesn't want to feel left out.
what's next, chuck norris starts making a energy?
who knows it should be called
"Roundhouse Kick in a Can"
nice
This sounds like a great product. My name is Evan Wishman and I would love to promote it at the University of Arizona. Please let me know if your interested. My phone number is (310) 497-2843 and my email address is ewishman@email.arizona.edu. Hope to here from you soon.
Sincerely,
Evan Wishman
Does anyone know where to buy this drink? my email is tatiana_lu@yahoo.com
Thank you in advance
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