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BallBuster Hand Cream

by Steve
Tuesday, September 13, 2005

For those ballbusting bitches who eat the souls of men and spit out their feeble minds, yet still long to keep their skin looking as young as ever, comes BallBuster Hand Cream.

Among the latest in a line of female-empowerment beauty aids, BallBuster Hand Cream recognizes a woman's need to destroy male egos while preserving her feminine innocense.

It's loaded with shea butter and natural hydrating oils, along with green tea and aloe vera, sure to keep the hands of a femme fatale soft and wrinkle free while squeezing firmly on the nuts of a male employee standing in the way of a promotion. Combined with a sweet smelling blend of citrus and floral essentials oils, no victim of hers will walk away unbranded.

Even the box it's packaged in contains quotes from Sun Tzu's, "The Art Of War".

Sells for $22.50 per jar.

Check out their other line of empowerment beauty products, "Transition Man Soap", and "Whistleblower Lip Balm".

Via Corner Office

4 Comments:

Is this stuff made by the same company that produces "Peckerwood Conditioner"?

By Anonymous, at 9/14/2005 04:40:00 AM
Perfect gift for my coworker Maria. Every time someone tries to get credit for something she manages to take it for herself and make you look like a fool. She cut off so many balls, she probably needs an entire room to store them.

By Anonymous, at 9/18/2005 11:06:00 PM
I have a coworker,Jackie,who will grab you by the balls for no reason. Her motto is, "Us women have you men by the balls and there is nothing you can do about it!" She must use this cream every day.

By Anonymous, at 11/11/2005 10:46:00 PM
I want Jackie to work with me....

By Anonymous, at 1/04/2006 10:23:00 PM

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