Cocktail Cabana

Do you have the nagging problem of getting sunlight in your martini? Or maybe you've had one too many outdoor margaritas spoiled by a flock of pigeons? No problem, just get the Cocktail Cabana.

Billed as "SPF 40 for your cold drinks", the Cocktail Cabana blocks harmful sun rays from entering your libation, thereby reducing the chance of cocktail cancer.

The weighted coaster with directional, collapsible umbrella shade, retails for $49.99.