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The Drops Stops Stinky Bathrooms

by Steve
Wednesday, September 07, 2005

The DropsToilex, LLC is offering a product called "The Drops" that it claims will prevent your bathroom from becoming an olfactory disaster area when taking a dump.

Just drop a few drops of The Drops into the toilet BEFORE dropping your load, and it prevents nasty odors from escaping the porcelain waters. It's patent-pending formula interacts with the water to form a barrier that traps the odor before it can enter the air.

What they need now is product that you spray onto your underwear to remove nose-pinching odors from farts.

4 Comments:

  • Hmmmm... can imagine a whole generation of Bart Simpson-esque teenagers walking into their nearest drug store to ask for "a case of The Drops, please!"

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9/10/2005 10:24:00 AM  

  • I find burning a candle in the toilet to be THE best way of removing odours.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9/13/2005 03:54:00 AM  

  • Basking in the ambiance is part of the whole "going to the bathroom" experience. Don't ruin it with drops that will silence your loaf.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9/14/2005 05:44:00 AM  

  • "I find burning a candle in the toilet to be THE best way of removing odours. "

    I suppose so, but I imagine my bum would get scorched quickly.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10/09/2005 07:18:00 AM  

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