Rejection Letter Toilet Paper

Frustrated authors can now put their publisher rejection letters behind them, using Lulu's new "Rejection Letter Toilet Paper".

Effectively a print-on-demand version of toilet paper, Lulu now allows frustrated authors to wipe their asses with rejection letters they get from publishers.

For $90.00, you can upload the text of a rejection letter you got from a publisher, and Lulu will print it onto four rolls of TP.

If you think about it, this might be a cool new product offering for CafePress.