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by Steve
Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Hydra Beverages Inc. has come out with "Concentrated Hi-Energy H20", just add two cap fulls to purified water, and you get high-energy water.

Hydra Beverages doesn't explain what's contained in the concentrate, they only tell you that it contains a proprietary technology that duplicates the natural imprinting of energetic properties onto water, thus making it "structured water".

The company describes electromagnetic frequencies that are created in certain pristine waters flowing in alpine forests. Apparently, these frequencies come from "natural vortex motions" that are created as water flows down streams and rivers.

Somehow, Hydra's Hi-Energy Concentrate adds electromagnetic frequencies to your water. You'll have to read Hydra's full explanation to understand it. But suffice it to say it's not the usual caffeine, guarine, ginseng crap. This is real God stuff.

6 Comments:

what the hell!
concentrated water.....
seriously messed up

By Anonymous, at 10/25/2005 01:27:00 PM
What di--what? Okay...it's not April, so...

By deus|diabolus, at 10/26/2005 05:12:00 AM
it's f#$%ing H2O for christs sake!!

By Anonymous, at 10/26/2005 08:28:00 AM
This is one of the sillier health food scams. There is no such thing as 'structured water.'

By Jeff, at 11/06/2005 03:17:00 AM
B*llsh*t.

By Anonymous, at 6/30/2006 09:03:00 PM
Instant Water! Just add Water!

Sniff,Sniff. I smell a rip-off.

By Dara, at 2/21/2007 08:18:00 AM

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