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1:39 AM | by Steve Johnson |
The Hemor~Rite Cryotherapy Device is a simple, do-it-yourself, means to reduce or remove hemorrhoids.
It works by apply freezing temperatures directly to the inflamed tissue.
You store the device in your freezer until it becomes ice-cold. Then you apply some lube to the protruding part, and stick it in your butt. You hold it there for about 6-8 minutes until it assumes body temperature. Then you remove it, wash it off, and put it back in the freezer. You do this four times a day.
The freezing cold temperature effectively shrinks the inflamed tissue. Repeating the process as directed eventually causes your hemorrhoids to go away.
I suppose it gives a new meaning to the term, "freezing your butt off"!
The Hemo~Rite Cryotherapy Device is currently available only online from its website, for $34.99. The manufacturer expects it to be in stores by December, just in time for Christmas.
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18 comments:
Just in time for christmas? What a brilliant gift for gramps!
Great idea. When can we expect an in-depth hands-on test report?
Instead of just cleaning the unit, why don't they just have disposable plastic liners, would make cleanup a snap for gramps!
works well in the coochie too!
Nothing that comes OUT of my butt is going IN my freezer!
Hmmm...and this is easier than sticking an ice cube up your butt? And with ice there's even no clean-up!
What if you get your tongue frozen to the dang thing? It's dangerous, I tells ya. I use a much safer and innocent method. Stick with me here and I might let you know what it is.
-Popsicle Pete
Hey why spend $35.00 for this “genius” invention…you can do that with a carrot, it’s all natural, comes in different sizes and when it turns dark brown…use another one.
Other products available: cucumbers, corn…ect. all natural !!!
Just in time for christmas, eh? Nothing says "I love you" like a butt plug!
Jeez, I can picture hundreds of guys wishing they had hemorroids just so they could use this.
STICK IT UP YOUR ASS1
STICK IT UP YOUR ASS1
$35 so you can say your not gay.
Anhbody tried this? Does it really work?
They should call it a Poloroid!
it's cool!
Ice cream headache.
Laugh all you like but these things actually do work and if you suffer with the affliction you may want to consider this. It works when nothing else does. And no, it's not hard to clean or keep it asceptic for the freezer. it works.
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