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Hemorrhoid Cryotherapy Device

by Steve
Friday, October 28, 2005

The Hemor~Rite Cryotherapy Device is a simple, do-it-yourself, means to reduce or remove hemorrhoids.

It works by apply freezing temperatures directly to the inflamed tissue.

You store the device in your freezer until it becomes ice-cold. Then you apply some lube to the protruding part, and stick it in your butt. You hold it there for about 6-8 minutes until it assumes body temperature. Then you remove it, wash it off, and put it back in the freezer. You do this four times a day.

The freezing cold temperature effectively shrinks the inflamed tissue. Repeating the process as directed eventually causes your hemorrhoids to go away.

I suppose it gives a new meaning to the term, "freezing your butt off"!

The Hemo~Rite Cryotherapy Device is currently available only online from its website, for $34.99. The manufacturer expects it to be in stores by December, just in time for Christmas.

18 Comments:

Just in time for christmas? What a brilliant gift for gramps!

By Anonymous, at 10/28/2005 07:53:00 AM
Great idea. When can we expect an in-depth hands-on test report?

By Anonymous, at 10/28/2005 08:45:00 AM
Instead of just cleaning the unit, why don't they just have disposable plastic liners, would make cleanup a snap for gramps!

By Anonymous, at 10/28/2005 09:11:00 AM
works well in the coochie too!

By Anonymous, at 10/28/2005 01:27:00 PM
Nothing that comes OUT of my butt is going IN my freezer!

By Anonymous, at 10/28/2005 01:38:00 PM
Hmmm...and this is easier than sticking an ice cube up your butt? And with ice there's even no clean-up!

By Anonymous, at 10/28/2005 10:19:00 PM
What if you get your tongue frozen to the dang thing? It's dangerous, I tells ya. I use a much safer and innocent method. Stick with me here and I might let you know what it is.
-Popsicle Pete

By Anonymous, at 10/29/2005 07:41:00 PM
Hey why spend $35.00 for this “genius” invention…you can do that with a carrot, it’s all natural, comes in different sizes and when it turns dark brown…use another one.
Other products available: cucumbers, corn…ect. all natural !!!

By Anonymous, at 10/31/2005 03:19:00 PM
Just in time for christmas, eh? Nothing says "I love you" like a butt plug!

By Hatton, at 11/01/2005 02:13:00 PM
Jeez, I can picture hundreds of guys wishing they had hemorroids just so they could use this.

By Anonymous, at 11/24/2005 11:26:00 PM
STICK IT UP YOUR ASS1

By Anonymous, at 9/05/2006 07:58:00 PM
STICK IT UP YOUR ASS1

By Anonymous, at 9/05/2006 07:59:00 PM
$35 so you can say your not gay.

By Anonymous, at 5/04/2007 04:18:00 PM
Anhbody tried this? Does it really work?

By Anonymous, at 5/14/2007 09:13:00 AM
They should call it a Poloroid!

By Anonymous, at 6/25/2007 10:04:00 AM
it's cool!

By Anonymous, at 3/08/2008 06:24:00 PM
Ice cream headache.

By Anonymous, at 10/13/2008 02:50:00 PM
Laugh all you like but these things actually do work and if you suffer with the affliction you may want to consider this. It works when nothing else does. And no, it's not hard to clean or keep it asceptic for the freezer. it works.

By Anonymous, at 10/24/2008 07:56:00 AM

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