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Hemorrhoid Cryotherapy Device

by Steve
Friday, October 28, 2005

The Hemor~Rite Cryotherapy Device is a simple, do-it-yourself, means to reduce or remove hemorrhoids.

It works by apply freezing temperatures directly to the inflamed tissue.

You store the device in your freezer until it becomes ice-cold. Then you apply some lube to the protruding part, and stick it in your butt. You hold it there for about 6-8 minutes until it assumes body temperature. Then you remove it, wash it off, and put it back in the freezer. You do this four times a day.

The freezing cold temperature effectively shrinks the inflamed tissue. Repeating the process as directed eventually causes your hemorrhoids to go away.

I suppose it gives a new meaning to the term, "freezing your butt off"!

The Hemo~Rite Cryotherapy Device is currently available only online from its website, for $34.99. The manufacturer expects it to be in stores by December, just in time for Christmas.

16 Comments:

Just in time for christmas? What a brilliant gift for gramps!

By Anonymous, at 10/28/2005 07:53:00 AM
Great idea. When can we expect an in-depth hands-on test report?

By Anonymous, at 10/28/2005 08:45:00 AM
Instead of just cleaning the unit, why don't they just have disposable plastic liners, would make cleanup a snap for gramps!

By Anonymous, at 10/28/2005 09:11:00 AM
works well in the coochie too!

By Anonymous, at 10/28/2005 01:27:00 PM
Nothing that comes OUT of my butt is going IN my freezer!

By Anonymous, at 10/28/2005 01:38:00 PM
Hmmm...and this is easier than sticking an ice cube up your butt? And with ice there's even no clean-up!

By Anonymous, at 10/28/2005 10:19:00 PM
What if you get your tongue frozen to the dang thing? It's dangerous, I tells ya. I use a much safer and innocent method. Stick with me here and I might let you know what it is.
-Popsicle Pete

By Anonymous, at 10/29/2005 07:41:00 PM
Hey why spend $35.00 for this “genius” invention…you can do that with a carrot, it’s all natural, comes in different sizes and when it turns dark brown…use another one.
Other products available: cucumbers, corn…ect. all natural !!!

By Anonymous, at 10/31/2005 03:19:00 PM
Just in time for christmas, eh? Nothing says "I love you" like a butt plug!

By Hatton, at 11/01/2005 02:13:00 PM
Jeez, I can picture hundreds of guys wishing they had hemorroids just so they could use this.

By Anonymous, at 11/24/2005 11:26:00 PM
STICK IT UP YOUR ASS1

By Anonymous, at 9/05/2006 07:58:00 PM
STICK IT UP YOUR ASS1

By Anonymous, at 9/05/2006 07:59:00 PM
$35 so you can say your not gay.

By Anonymous, at 5/04/2007 04:18:00 PM
Anhbody tried this? Does it really work?

By Anonymous, at 5/14/2007 09:13:00 AM
They should call it a Poloroid!

By Anonymous, at 6/25/2007 10:04:00 AM
it's cool!

By Anonymous, at 3/08/2008 06:24:00 PM

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