Now your dog can talk (or somewhat anyways) with the Hounds Bytes Talking Dog Collar. The bone shaped gadget hangs from a dog's collar and is pre-programmed to say various phrases through its internal speaker.

It comes with a remote control so that you can turn it on just as Max walks up to an unsuspecting person.

It has six phrases in all...

• (Farting) Oh I'm so embarrassed, canned food always gives me gas.


• Hey, does this coat make me look fat?


• I'm a lover, not a biter.


• Of course my breath stinks, look what I've been licking.


• Baby you're so sweet, if I bit you I'd get a cavity.


• Gotta poop, gotta poop, Gotta poop right now! (Farting) Oh there it goes.

If you'd prefer more vulgar phrases, they have an X-Rated version.

Sells for $14.99 at BeWild.