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John Deere Tongue Ring Barbell

by Steve
Wednesday, October 19, 2005

If any of you farmers have a son who spends his day runnin' the combine and drivin' the tractor out in the lower 40, AND he happens to have a pierced tongue...

...then you might want to get him this John Deere tongue ring barbell.

It's not enough that the farm girls get all romantic seein' him pitchin' hay and drivin' his Ford F-350. But imagine the dirty thoughts they'll get when he opens his mouth and wags that John Deere logo at them!

$5.99 at Freak Rings

Oh, and if he's not into John Deere, then get him one with the Dale Earnhardt logo on it.

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i love this blog..just for entries like this..who'd thunk? keep this strange stuff coming!
thanks!
cyn

By Cyn, at 10/19/2005 06:32:00 PM
It's sure to be a hit with the gay farmers out there. And I mean that in a very matter-of-fact way.

By deus|diabolus, at 10/20/2005 03:53:00 AM
Im not exactly a gay farmer but I want one of those

By Anonymous, at 10/20/2005 02:31:00 PM
brings new meaning to the old saying when referring to Ellie May and the back of the bike shed

'Its as big as a barn, you could put a tractor in there '

By firemanwally, at 10/22/2005 12:45:00 PM
brings new meaning to the old saying when referring to Ellie May and the back of the bike shed

'Its as big as a barn, you could put a tractor in there '

By firemanwally, at 10/22/2005 12:46:00 PM

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