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4:16 PM | by Steve Johnson |
If any of you farmers have a son who spends his day runnin' the combine and drivin' the tractor out in the lower 40, AND he happens to have a pierced tongue...
...then you might want to get him this John Deere tongue ring barbell.
It's not enough that the farm girls get all romantic seein' him pitchin' hay and drivin' his Ford F-350. But imagine the dirty thoughts they'll get when he opens his mouth and wags that John Deere logo at them!
$5.99 at Freak Rings
Oh, and if he's not into John Deere, then get him one with the Dale Earnhardt logo on it.
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6 comments:
i love this blog..just for entries like this..who'd thunk? keep this strange stuff coming!
thanks!
cyn
It's sure to be a hit with the gay farmers out there. And I mean that in a very matter-of-fact way.
Im not exactly a gay farmer but I want one of those
brings new meaning to the old saying when referring to Ellie May and the back of the bike shed
'Its as big as a barn, you could put a tractor in there '
brings new meaning to the old saying when referring to Ellie May and the back of the bike shed
'Its as big as a barn, you could put a tractor in there '
Why does the guy have to wear it, Im a girl and i already have a JD tractor o.n my foot, and you can bet the farm i'm gonna have one of these in my mouth
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