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Jones Candy Corn Flavored Soda

by Steve
Saturday, October 08, 2005

Jones Soda Co., which is quickly becoming the "Jelly Belly of Sodas", with its never-ending line of cool and unusual soda flavors, has introduced four new flavors for Halloween: Candy Corn Soda, Pumpkin Soda, Strawberry Slime, and Scary Berry Lemonade.

The guys at I-Mockery did a great job publishing their taste tests of the new carbonated concoctions. Here's what J-Dawg had to say about the Candy Corn Soda...

I gotta say at first I wasn't too sure about this flavor. It tasted kind of like the corns on my feet, but then when I was thinkin' about it I realized that the corns on my feet taste pretty uber-fantastic! The way those bodacious soda suds slamdanced on my tongue made me feel like a horny rebel biker suicide pirate and that really takes me back to the glory days!

Jones' new Halloween flavors are found exclusively at Target Stores nationwide.

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Kids were crazy about the Jones Caramel Apple Halloween offering. Seems it tastes like some sort of Japanese apple soda. The candy corn got a mixed reaction. Buttery. Cream Soda-y but creamier. Hmm this is exactly what the Butterbeer in Harry Potter must taste like. Other issue: disturbing yellow color that stains.

By TW, at 10/08/2005 04:12:00 PM
Great stuff, actually. It's January, and I'm drinking one from the 4-pack I saved. Kinda like a heavy cream soda. The aftertaste is similar to the candy-corn...

By Anonymous, at 1/29/2007 07:26:00 PM

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