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LaCie 1 Terabyte USB Porn Drive

by Steve
Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Billed as "the most powerful Hi-Speed USB 2.0 hard drive of its size", the LaCie Big Disk 1TB offers an affordable storage solution to budget-minded porn geeks.

Now they can download pornos galore from the Usenet with reckless abandon, and never have to remove the old stuff. Folks will accumulate so many files, they'll have to use the "Find" feature on their file manager to locate movies. "Gee, I know I have that Jenna Jameson flick somewhere!"

I suppose there could be other reasons why people would need a whole freakin' terabyte of external storage attached to their PC. But when Olivier Mirloup, the company's Senior Product Manager, says...

There isn't a drive on the market that can offer the affordability, design, versatility, convenience and performance of the LaCie Big Disk Hi-Speed USB 2.0.

Who else do you think they have in mind?

The Big Disk 1TB can be purchased online from LaCie at a price of $929.00. No word yet if they ship it in a discreet plain-wrapped box.

8 Comments:

A terabyte!? REDICULOUS!

By Anonymous, at 10/06/2005 11:06:00 AM
or people doing GIS or Remote Sensing with sattelite images on a stand-alone PC

By Anonymous, at 10/06/2005 03:35:00 PM
yah, no chance it's for video editing.. unless the video they are editing is porn/.

By Anonymous, at 10/08/2005 01:32:00 AM
Yeah, I've got one.
I use for storing scanned microfilm - each image (of the entire roll) runs between 50-300 megs.

By Anonymous, at 10/09/2005 11:14:00 AM
OR Professional Digital Photographers who can shoot up to 100 gigabytes per shoot.
Or their retouchers who have to sift through files and edit them. Files which end up being close to 3 gigs each.

Plenty of uses that don't include porn are out there.

By Anonymous, at 3/07/2006 08:28:00 AM
Forge it...
I will usit for the downloaded porno. Bot I need something Big

By Anonymous, at 8/29/2006 03:19:00 PM
I uess I'm an old fuddy duddy. I just want to have a place where I can put all of my high quality family photos without eating up all the disk space on my computer. With a terabyte, I may not have to buy another storage device seveal years from now.

By Anonymous, at 3/21/2008 07:26:00 AM
^^ an old fuddy duddy with lots of your family's porn. incest is pretty hot i guess.

By Anonymous, at 8/05/2008 02:51:00 PM

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