Wednesday, October 05, 2005

The Paranoid's Survival Kit

The Paranoid's Survival KitThe latest miniaturized offering from Running Press is "The Paranoid's Survival Kit", a tiny box about the size of a matchbook containing materials a paranoid office worker would need to protect his job from elimination.

It comes with a tiny booklet that outlines the top 10 signs of paranoia, along with ways to outwit the bad guys. Also included are rubber gloves, so that the brown-noser in the department won't know you've been going through his desk. Plus there's invisible ink, light to detect cryptic messages, and a rearview computer-terminal mirror.

$6.95 from Running Press.

Oh, and check out the other cool "Mini Kits" that they offer too.

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