"Chi" WaveGuard Fights Electromagnetic Fields

If you're thinking you're going to get brain cancer from using a cell phone, then why not spend a mere $19.95 to get a "Chi" WaveGuard?

This little red disc emits positive "Chi" energy to counter the worrysome electromagnetic fields generated by your cell phone. Just stick it on your cell phone, and they cancel each other out, restoring your confidence in using up airtime.

And it's not just for cell phones either. Stick it on anything that emits EMFs. Heck, stick it on your forehead and cover all bases.