Remote Controlled Orgasm

I wish had one of these a few years back!

The Office Prankster consists of a black oval shaped speaker that makes various sounds, like farts, burps, faked orgasms, flies, whistles, and that weird modem-connection noise. You can even record your own sounds.

The calculator is the remote control.

You hide the speaker underneath someone's desk, and gather up your co-workers to partake in the fun.

This would be great for a boy to hide in his sister's bedroom, and make mom and dad get the wrong impression!