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Cheetos Lip Balm

by Steve
Thursday, December 15, 2005

Cheetos Lip Balm is exactly that, lip balm that tastes like Cheetos.

It's made by New York, NY based Lotta Luv LLC.

In fact, Lotta Luv makes all kinds of co-branded lip balm products. Check out their A&W Root Beer lip balm, Hostess Twinkie lip balm, or their Jelly Belly lip balms. They've got a bunch of others.

71 Comments:

  • wow now thats disgusting... i mean cheetos are good once in a while but having you lips constantly tasting like cheetos... thats crazy man... just crazy

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/16/2005 07:37:00 AM  


  • "'scuse me, you've got cheetos on your mouth... oh, thats there on purpose? ...WHY?"

    This is disgusting!

    By Anonymous Laura, at 12/16/2005 07:41:00 AM  


  • Just Gross... What's gonna be next, Cheetos Chewing Gum... and what about Lay's Dill Pickles Lip Balm ***BaAaArfF!!!***. I have a suggestion, let's launch another type of dumb products like customized wet napkins for example, those they give at KFC but instead of that citrus smell, replace it with the KFC Chicken smell. The world is dumb...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/16/2005 10:40:00 AM  


  • Proof once again that American's free market economy is a rudderless, but hilarious, contraption.

    By Blogger Don Wood Files, at 12/16/2005 10:58:00 AM  


  • That is why they make it so disgusting....because they know people will buy it. Then they will will show it to all of their friends and say, "Man this chapstick is sooo gross!" In turn then their friends will buy one. It is the way of America! Ha Ha, we are so foolish

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/17/2005 06:28:00 AM  


  • to me it seems like yet another product to encourage overeating in our children. it's hard enough to teach my kids that junk food is not a "treat" for being good. now people wonder why we are the "fattest" country. simple answer right here...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/18/2005 01:50:00 PM  


  • gross...who wants to have cheetos all over your lips? have we actually run out of ideas so badly weve resorted to making cheetos lip balm? thats just sad...but mostly gross

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/20/2005 05:23:00 PM  


  • Yum.......Cheetos.....

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/20/2005 05:25:00 PM  


  • Yum.....Cheetos......

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/20/2005 05:25:00 PM  


  • I own a tube of the latest fad that is Cheetos lip balm. Let me tell all you little teenyboppin' Cheetos knockin' know-it-all kids: Don't knock it till you try it! Cheetos lip balm has practically transformed my entire life. Before CLB, I had no friends, bad hair...and yes, I was even bad at math. Since making this miraculous purchase, I've made friends with all the popular girls at school...I now have silky shiney hair that most of you would DIE for...AND i got an A on my last algebra test! Who knew??? Cheetos lip balm is like this...phenomenon that will suddenly open all the doors to love, beauty, success, and mathematical skills. Luck??? NO!!! CHEETOS LIP BALM!!! And it tastes good too!!! OMG

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/20/2005 05:30:00 PM  


  • someone should do all Americans a favor and drop 7 strategically placed atomic bombs all over the country in reply to this product hitting the market

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/20/2005 05:32:00 PM  


  • i had something like that once
    it was with reeses peanut butter cups things though

    it smelled funky and i wanted to eat it the whole time it was on me

    that's smoe nasty crap

    By Blogger james, at 12/20/2005 05:48:00 PM  


  • i had something like that once
    it was with reeses peanut butter cups things though

    it smelled funky and i wanted to eat it the whole time it was on me

    that's smoe nasty crap

    By Blogger james, at 12/20/2005 05:49:00 PM  


  • that stuffs nasty

    i had reeses one of these once
    '
    and i wanted to eat it all the time

    and it smelled nasty

    dude, seriously... what's next... cheeto's bubble gum?? cheetos fruit snacks??? cheetos hairgel? soft drink? GOD!!!

    By Blogger james, at 12/20/2005 05:50:00 PM  


  • I think that this is dumb and pointeless who wants cheetos on there lips... thats nasty especially if a boy kisses you.. lol

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/20/2005 05:56:00 PM  


  • That's nasty. I mean, having your lips taste like overprocessed cheese is disgusting when you're actually eating them.Then, to process it more, in this obscure form, and then put it on your lips is just gross. I never want to see that again.

    P.S. The Hostess Twinkie flavor does not sound much better.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/20/2005 06:10:00 PM  


  • does it make your lips orange??

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/20/2005 06:24:00 PM  


  • Is there such a thing as Hot Cheetos flavor? cause if there is, i'll take it!!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/20/2005 06:36:00 PM  


  • this is stupid what will america think of next sourcream and onion lip chap good lord get something better!!!

    By Anonymous Jamie Berg, at 12/20/2005 06:37:00 PM  


  • Hey yeah i just bought the cheetos lip balm and man is it good im gonna go out and buy me a whole case of this stuff oooh man i love it mmmmmmm

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/20/2005 06:59:00 PM  


  • WOW! This stuff sounds great.
    I think I speak for ALL Americans when I say I think we've got a winner here.
    Take that you America bashing, flag burning communist haters!!!

    USA! USA! USA!......

    By Anonymous L'il Jimmy Robinson, at 12/20/2005 06:59:00 PM  


  • Everyone here is so pessimistic. This is just a cute little novelty item. It's only for fun. (Even if it does sound a little gross.)Anyone who suggested bombing the county (in previous comments) should consider that we have far worse problems than Cheeto-flavored lipgloss. I fail to see how this product would encourage overeating-(unless you like to eat your lipgloss...jk) your self-control should be able to conquer any urges brought on by lipgloss.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/20/2005 07:15:00 PM  


  • Omg you guys are insane ok yes it sounds kinda nasty but do u seriously have to critizize it i mean come on have even bother to try it before critizizing it come on!!!!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/20/2005 07:52:00 PM  


  • i wish that they would make cheeto lip balm and oreo tooth paste with yogurt with chicken and onions on the bottom

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/20/2005 08:00:00 PM  


  • I just picture my lips beings all orange and nasty looking. Kinda like how your fingers look when you eat cheetos...Parents will buy anything to make their kids happy, no matter how STUPID it may be!

    By Anonymous Crystal, at 12/20/2005 08:39:00 PM  


  • I'll put in an order for mcdonalds french fries lip balm... and a big mac; keep an array of flavors in your car for emergencies - at least you'd think you had something to eat.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/20/2005 10:29:00 PM  


  • WOW, now your lips and mouth can smell just like your crack!!! Only in America!! AWSOME!!!!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/20/2005 10:48:00 PM  


  • So then I geuss I'm alone in believing this would be delicious?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/20/2005 11:25:00 PM  


  • The way to a guy's heart is with Cheeto's Lip Balm! What could be better than kissing your sweety and she tastes like your favorite snack! Might just kiss her more often.

    By Anonymous WebTrucker, at 12/31/2005 12:12:00 PM  


  • how freaking disgusting is this?????? even my daughter says this is gross

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1/13/2006 01:22:00 PM  


  • Umm... I don't think I'll be buying that. But if you're brave enough to try it, all the more power to you.

    By Anonymous Xa, at 1/23/2006 01:51:00 PM  


  • THAT IS THE MOST FOUL THING IN THE WORLD AND YOU WOULD HAVE HAD TO HAVE JUST GOTTEN OUT OF THE MENTAL INSTITUTE TO BUY THIS SCUMY PRODUCT OF CORPRERATION FODDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    P.S. WHAT IS THAT NASTY CHEESE-BUTT STENCH? OH THAT IS YOU! HA-HA YOU ARE A CHEETO LIPPED LOSER IF YOU BUY THIS CRAP!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1/29/2006 08:23:00 PM  


  • So I have The Twinkies Lip balm insted and Twinkies are better than Cheetos SO DEAL WITH IT! If you get the Twinkiez They will be better than this crap.SO DEAL WITH IT. Love The Twinkiez lover.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1/29/2006 08:36:00 PM  


  • Ewwww!!!! I like cheetos but not near my nose! They smell awful and they aren't that great every hour!!!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2/20/2006 07:52:00 PM  


  • i love cheetos! i want the lip balm! grr!

    By Anonymous Mandy of Elko!, at 2/27/2006 02:18:00 PM  


  • and they wonder why america obeisity is growing......



    lol


    i like cheetos...but i like em in my mouth n belly....not on my lips....

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3/08/2006 05:12:00 PM  


  • EWWWWW....
    YUCKKK!!! -gags-
    CHEETO LIP BALM???!!!
    just imagine....
    "Hey, you, you've got cheeto all over your mouth!"
    "Me? What? I never ate cheetos..."
    "Well, your mouth is all orange and smells cheesy"
    "OOhhh.... thank my cheeto lip balm!"
    GROSSS....
    Now, I must leave to go ***BaRRrFfF***

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/11/2006 05:32:00 PM  


  • Ewwwe. How about we just stick to the basics! Like oh i don't know MINT!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/19/2006 01:00:00 PM  


  • Cheetos Lip Balm? That's disgusting. I like Cheetos but not on my lips.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/22/2006 05:53:00 AM  


  • That DOES sound a little gross. but A&W Root Beer lip balm sounds better... :)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/04/2006 02:03:00 PM  


  • oh GOD!THIS is nasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!EEEEEYYYYYKKK!ITS SOOOOOOOOO GROSS,GET twinkies insted of this c...c....c......CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?:?????????

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6/03/2006 10:12:00 AM  


  • THIS is the sexiest chapstick ever...
    That is all!

    By Anonymous ADeadHeart, at 6/04/2006 12:14:00 PM  


  • well my my my... science has done it again. put this stuff on a mouse trap and bang... i caught evry rat in the barn.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7/15/2006 03:43:00 AM  


  • I love all the people who are so revolted or up-in-arms over the Cheetos lip balm. It's a novelty item, idiots. It's purpose is not one of an appetizer, or a lure to Cheeto's. It was built as a joke. It's not going to be the America's downfall. If anything it's pretty smart marketing by Cheeto's. Get a life and find something better to do than complain about Cheeto's lip balm.

    By Anonymous Dirty Dan, at 8/29/2006 11:39:00 AM  


  • This is great <3 I wish I had some ._.; DAMN LAWS xDD DOnt you dare dish the cheetos!

    By Anonymous Amaya Rain, at 9/23/2006 11:44:00 PM  


  • ummmmmmm in my opinion, lip balm should't be an abnormal flavor....so yeah this is the most nastiest thing ive heard in the last 3 minutes

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10/09/2006 09:37:00 AM  


  • Cool..i should get this for my daughter...she loves cheetos...=)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10/26/2006 04:36:00 PM  


  • SWEET! not only do we like the food, but i go around all day licking my lips saying "Cheetos!!" as loud as i can. Like yesterday for instate in pre-al class the teacher called on me and at the moment i licked my lips and said "CHEETOS" amazingly it was the right answer. So that is y u should by cheetos. Plus its a big hit with the boys!! (wink wink) make out all night along! The boys line up for miles just to get a taste of this stuff on ur lips!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11/11/2006 08:06:00 PM  


  • Britney Spears would love this y'all

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11/25/2006 09:48:00 PM  


  • wat the hell?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11/29/2006 06:26:00 PM  


  • I would love a Cheetos Lip Balm..where do you get them??? My family love Cheetos.......!! I don't know if I would a actually use the lip balm, but it wqould be fun to have as a novelty item!!!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/07/2006 11:35:00 AM  


  • cheetos lip balm? gross!!! my friends would make fun of me and a first kiss soooo wouldnt be comeing my way!!!!!!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1/26/2007 01:49:00 PM  


  • Wow that sounds digusting. What next Cheeto perfume? Sprite lip balm? I bet Britney Spears has a whole boxful of these. This sounds gross. Leave me out!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2/06/2007 07:27:00 AM  


  • I love Cheetos....I would kiss anyone of the opposite sex wearing this lip balm. Maybe they will come out with a Flamin' Hot Cheetos Balm!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2/16/2007 10:52:00 PM  


  • Is this by the same people who made that godawful Reese's peanut butter lip balm I have? The stuff is so vile I can't even use it!

    By Blogger Meredith, at 3/07/2007 12:57:00 PM  


  • Companies are always trying to come up with new flavors/scents for their producsts.
    This is similar to the line of Jelly Belly bean candies. They create hundreds of flavors, some tasting like dirt, puke, popcorn, suntan lotion etc.
    It's an original idea, and I think people buy those just to try it, but it's not something that people really enjoy tasting.

    By Blogger Katya, at 3/20/2007 01:33:00 PM  


  • WHAT A FANTASTIC IDEA.
    I TAKE OFF MY HAT TO YOU!!!
    i AM SO GETTING THIS.

    ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS.

    LOVE LIP GLOSS LOVE CHEETOS.

    WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF PUTTING THEM TOGETHER?

    I LOVE LIFE =D

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/04/2007 02:03:00 AM  


  • me & mi dawg waz jus wonderin if you put the clb on and lik it of would you gain waight like you would if u ate the cheetos

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/03/2007 09:37:00 AM  


  • My friend has this lip balm. I've tried it, and it's not that bad. She also has Spaghetti lip balm.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6/24/2007 12:09:00 PM  


  • haha well i am australian and u guys in america are really quite demented

    i mean seriously- CHEETOS?!?!?!

    thats quite foul

    wonder wat it would taste lyk if u kissed sumone weearing it...ew

    xo

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6/29/2007 09:47:00 PM  


  • now this one will make me can't stop licking my lips

    By Anonymous tuvie, at 9/15/2007 03:53:00 AM  


  • MMMMMM i love cheetos all over my mouth!!!!! yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10/18/2007 07:19:00 AM  


  • OMG even by British standards this is just plain weird!!!!!!!!!! yuck!!!!!!

    By Anonymous hotbanana, at 10/30/2007 05:59:00 AM  


  • haha, america is crazy...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/09/2007 04:08:00 PM  


  • I own a tube of the latest fad that is Cheetos lip balm. Let me tell all you little teenyboppin' Cheetos knockin' know-it-all kids: Don't knock it till you try it! Cheetos lip balm has practically transformed my entire life. Before CLB, I had no friends, bad hair...and yes, I was even bad at math. Since making this miraculous purchase, I've made friends with all the popular girls at school...I now have silky shiney hair that most of you would DIE for...AND i got an A on my last algebra test! Who knew??? Cheetos lip balm is like this...phenomenon that will suddenly open all the doors to love, beauty, success, and mathematical skills. Luck??? NO!!! CHEETOS LIP BALM!!! And it tastes good too!!! OMG

    ------------

    ROFL

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1/03/2008 02:13:00 AM  


  • yummy!

    By Blogger rachael, at 2/19/2008 08:29:00 AM  


  • Cool Ranch flavored intimate lubricant

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2/21/2008 03:01:00 PM  


  • THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA
    IT MAY BE SOOO GROSS CUZ IT'S CHEETOS ON UR LIPS, BUT IT'S JUST LIKE A NOVELTY ITEM. PEOPLE NEED TO STOP COMPLAINING, IF U DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T BUY IT!!!! IF U LIKE IT, BUY IT, IT'S JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT. BTW TO THAT IDIOT WHO SAID AND I QUOTE" WHAT NEXT, SPRITE LIP BALM?" THERE ISSSSS SPRITE LIP BALM, OMG, AND I BET IT'S GOOD! PEOPLE NEED TO JUST STOP BASHING ON THIS AND WHOEVER SAID THAT THEY SHOULD BOMB, UR STUPID AND AN IDIOT, I MEAN, OMG, WHY WOULD U SAY THAT? SO ANYWAY, GOOD IDEA, BUT I DON'T THINK I'LL B TRYING IT ANYTIME SOON, MAYBE. L8A

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2/22/2008 08:07:00 PM  


  • i might try that as soon i have the money (i have 50$ but im saving that for super smash bros brawl)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2/25/2008 03:09:00 PM  


  • stop...why do they come up with all these stupid ideas! come on...all those factories polluting for cheetos lip balm...come on people-get it together!!
    -Volcom Gurl

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2/29/2008 08:41:00 PM  


  • Woah, I have one of these - and it's from at least six years ago.

    It is by far the foulest thing I've ever purchased.

    By Blogger sarah, at 3/14/2008 02:01:00 PM  


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