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Let Klong Give You Comfort

by Steve
Friday, December 02, 2005

KlongKlong is this weird looking stuffed creature reminiscent of something that might reach out from under your bed and grab your leg.

It's designed to give comfort and security to little kids, like a security blanket. It's hands are weighted with beans so that they're always holding you. It's sits around a child's neck providing him or her with round-the-clock nuturing, peace, and satisfaction.

Man, what the Hell's wrong with kids today?

Check out the freaky product video.

10 Comments:

  • What's wrong with kids? Plenty. The one in the picutre clearly has only one show. What kind of parents buy a Klong for a kid, but won't spring for a complete pair of shoes? OK, I guess it's the parents who are really messed up.

    "Klong cannot see or hear you . . ."
    ". . . but he senses your . . . "

    FEAR!

    By Anonymous, at 12/02/2005 03:18:00 PM  

  • The girl in that picture looks seriously disturbed! Creepy.

    By Anonymous, at 12/02/2005 04:14:00 PM  

  • Wicked creepy. She's not real, right?

    By Sean, at 12/02/2005 07:49:00 PM  

  • I
    WANT
    MY
    MOMMY!!!

    By Laura, at 12/03/2005 08:42:00 AM  

  • Woah woah woah woah woah now just wait a freaking second - it can breathe and think too? This has eevIL written all over it!

    (http://www.klong.co.uk/ad.html)

    By Laura, at 12/03/2005 08:47:00 AM  

  • i'll tell you whats wrong with them: coddling.

    By Anonymous, at 12/03/2005 11:37:00 AM  

  • Wow, that little girl in the picture is freaky. First of all, her head is huge. Second, what is the deal with her missing a shoe? RANDOM!!!!!!!!

    By Tiggertail, at 12/04/2005 04:12:00 PM  

  • THAT IS THE DUMBEST THING i HAVE EVER SEEN! wHAT A WASTE OF MONEY! mAYBE THE PARENTS SHOULD BE HUGGING THE KID..NOT SOME WEIRD THING...

    By Anonymous, at 12/06/2005 09:06:00 PM  

  • This is clearly a ripoff of the beloved Figbash designed by Edward Gorey:

    http://www.maginethis.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/gorey_216.jpg

    http://www.elsewhere.org/tmp/figbash.jpg

    It's indisputably a figbash with no head. If this isn't infringement, I don't know what is.

    By Anonymous, at 12/07/2005 06:53:00 AM  

  • I think Klorg is the spawn of Cthulhu.

    By J Moore, at 5/31/2006 03:29:00 PM  

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