Let Klong Give You Comfort

Klong is this weird looking stuffed creature reminiscent of something that might reach out from under your bed and grab your leg.

It's designed to give comfort and security to little kids, like a security blanket. It's hands are weighted with beans so that they're always holding you. It's sits around a child's neck providing him or her with round-the-clock nuturing, peace, and satisfaction.

Man, what the Hell's wrong with kids today?

Check out the freaky product video.