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Capsulized Protein Beverage

by Steve
Friday, January 20, 2006

Profect Protein BeverageProtica, Inc. announced the introduction of "Profect", claiming to be the world's first capsulized protein beverage.

The ready-to-drink vial-shaped container contains only 2.7 fluid ounces of drink, but delivers 25 grams of protein, with no fat, no carbs, and 50% of the recommended daily allowance of B vitamins, as well as Aspartame.

The company claims that its patent-pending vial design is "virtually unbreakable", giving you peace of mind from clumsy fingers and strong sphincters.

$3.99 per vial

6 Comments:

  • "...and strong sphincters."

    uh, say what?
    Cyn

    By Cyn, at 1/20/2006 07:05:00 PM  


  • DO YOU DRINK IT OR SHOVE IT UP YOUR SPHINCTER?

    By Anonymous, at 1/22/2006 06:34:00 AM  


  • Profect provides 25 grams of highly bio-available, scientifically advanced protein

    Uhhh, yeah sure. Do a search on collagenic protein isolate (Jello anyone?). Worthless.

    By Anonymous, at 1/25/2006 07:18:00 AM  


  • ...and based on what I have sampled of aspartame-sweetened items, you would probably enjoy consuming this more if you just went ahead and shoved it up your ass.

    By deus|diabolus, at 2/05/2006 02:23:00 AM  


  • These are really very good - the flavors are wonderful and there is a good variety - that is if you drink them - not sure about the ass thing!

    By Anonymous, at 7/08/2007 03:31:00 PM  


  • So.......Wot do u do for protein?

    By Anonymous, at 8/08/2007 07:18:00 PM  


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