Corn Dog Air Freshener

In our younger days, my wife and I would go to Price Savers (kinda like Costco today), and buy a big box of corn dogs. For dinner, we'd pull out about six of them, nuke 'em, and have dinner.

During the microwave process, when the aroma of corn dogs wafted its way through our tiny condominium, she would say, "Mmmmmmm, Ohhhhh, smell that!", a la Homer Simpson.

When I saw this Corn Dog Air Freshener, a light went on in my head thinking I could now get her to reproduce the same culinary expression of lust in the car. But apparently, this thing smells like mustard. (Yack!)

$4.95 at Archie McPhee