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Fridge Packs for Paper Towels
by Steve
Tuesday, January 31, 2006
Georgia-Pacific Corp. is now selling its popular Brawny Paper Towels in a new box designed to work like a "fridge pack".Instead of those giant plastic-wrapped squares of twelve rolls you get at Costco, it comes in a 15-count box you can hang on the wall, have it dispense a new roll when you need one.
Hang it next to your Lazy-boy for eating pizza and watching movies. Hang one up in your RV to clean up those spilled glasses of Metamucil. Of course, you may get spooked having some Paul Bunyan-esque figure smirking at you with that shit-eating grin. Better off hanging him in the closet instead! Still, he'll be happy to serve up a fresh roll anytime.
Stash-a-packs are already available in stores across the country.
Now all Georgia Pacific has to do come up with one for toilet paper.
4 Comments:
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toilet paper!!! that would be handy!!!
By ematoma, at 2/01/2006 04:46:00 AM
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Does the word "stash" have the same connotations in the US as it does here in Blighty?
By , at 2/02/2006 05:31:00 AM
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In the US a "stash" (noun) refers to one's personal stock of a controlled substance. However, as a verb it simply means to store something in a hidden place.
By Jason, at 2/03/2006 01:08:00 PM
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These are going to sell really well in areas with a large number of S&M dungeons.
By deus|diabolus, at 2/05/2006 02:24:00 AM
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