Fridge Packs for Paper Towels

Georgia-Pacific Corp. is now selling its popular Brawny Paper Towels in a new box designed to work like a "fridge pack".

Instead of those giant plastic-wrapped squares of twelve rolls you get at Costco, it comes in a 15-count box you can hang on the wall, have it dispense a new roll when you need one.

Hang it next to your Lazy-boy for eating pizza and watching movies. Hang one up in your RV to clean up those spilled glasses of Metamucil. Of course, you may get spooked having some Paul Bunyan-esque figure smirking at you with that shit-eating grin. Better off hanging him in the closet instead! Still, he'll be happy to serve up a fresh roll anytime.

Stash-a-packs are already available in stores across the country.

Now all Georgia Pacific has to do come up with one for toilet paper.