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New Massage Chair Pulls Out Your Legs

by Steve
Thursday, January 12, 2006

Premier Health Products announced the introduction of their newest massage chair, the PHP2025, featuring the ability to pull your legs out.

Well, not pull them out of their sockets! Rather, it includes a compression technology where the leg massager actually grasps the user's calves and pulls them out while the user reclines back, to give a feeling of elongation.

I guess what they also need to add are arm massagers placed above the head that grasp your wrists and pulls them back as well. And while they're at it, a control wheel that adjusts the amount of elongation.

Don't forget a matching set of cat-o-nine-tails for good measure.

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I took a ride on one of these. Awesome massage! The calf massager was a little disconcerting...the pressure was a bit much and for a moment you would get the feeling that your tib/fib was going to snap.

Great chair, but a bit pricey.

By Sideshow, at 1/12/2006 02:03:00 PM
I tried one, too, and I soooooo want one.

By Anonymous, at 1/14/2006 06:56:00 PM
Bought a used PHP29 from a guy. IT IS THE BEST THING EVER! (and memory foam toppers are the next...don't be a sucker btw and pay 2K+ for one just buy a 4-6" topper for $75-$200 online as the $2000 dollar beds are 4-6" of this and then regular foam.)

If price was no object I would want a quadski (ahhh price!) and some form of ULV. (go cart with a huge fan behind it and glider on top of it to fly :)

By Anonymous, at 3/17/2008 01:44:00 PM

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