New Massage Chair Pulls Out Your Legs

Premier Health Products announced the introduction of their newest massage chair, the PHP2025, featuring the ability to pull your legs out.

Well, not pull them out of their sockets! Rather, it includes a compression technology where the leg massager actually grasps the user's calves and pulls them out while the user reclines back, to give a feeling of elongation.

I guess what they also need to add are arm massagers placed above the head that grasp your wrists and pulls them back as well. And while they're at it, a control wheel that adjusts the amount of elongation.

Don't forget a matching set of cat-o-nine-tails for good measure.