A company called Flat-D Innovations, Inc. is selling a thong for dogs designed to make farts smell better.
Dubbed, "The Dogone", it's an activated charcoal cloth that traps the foul smelling odors from the passing wind.
It's washable and reusable. It uses elastic straps for flexibility, and suspender clips to make the thong adjustable. They also provide quick release when its time for poochie to do its business.
$19.99 from Flat-D
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9:41 AM | by Steve Johnson |


27 comments:
But then how can you blame your own farts on the dog?
Walter the Farting Dog rolls over in his grave...
washable? yes... i plan on taking the fart pad off my dog and washing it? no way!
This also solves a dog's second biggest problem - visible panty lines.
Well, having been downwind of a few doggie pooters in my day, I think there might be some merit in this idea. I mean, when the dog wakes up from a sound sleep, looks back at his own butt as if to say "My God, what have you done?" I'd say there could be some promise here.
My dog looks very sexy in these thongs. I highly recommend them. I just hope they will come out with an ediblle one soon, I can't wait.----No! For my dog to eat , silly!
I hate to to be the voice of reason. But farting means your doggie's stomach is a bit upset. Why not spend the money on some decent dog food?
What type, you may ask?
Why not try Natural Choice for Sensitive Stomaches?
(not affilated with this company, just a dog person.)
my dog has diarretic farts, is this helpful?
Easier to feed your dog some charcoal biscuits ever day. Has the same effect and doesn't make the dog look like a right twit.
Thank god the thong don't speak in an annoying electronic voice "I farted" anytime when the dog goes tooting.
did this ever take off?
I guess not. It's been discontinued.
Back to the drawing board.
Feed your dog healthier food and NO table scraps. My dog never farts.
this farting business serious?
This is INHUMANE... DOG CRUELTY RIGHT HERE.. HOW WOULD U LIKE TO WEAR ONE EVERYDAY?? IDIOTS..
everything that eats farts you uppity pricks. Oh ho ho my, dog never farts.. right. it is a natural thing that happens when you eat.
Feeding your dog healthy does the same thing as eating healthy yourself. Try it out and make your own analylisis
The dog tong is so useful..awww these poor doggies strapped up. They must wonder: what on earth? No more necking for doggies yay!! At least that's one problem solved! Cool idea for winter when you can't leave your doggy out in the cold huh!
will this chafe ?
Will it work on my husband??
Try feeding your dog a nice balanced diet of brocolie, sour kraut, egg salad, beans (lots of beans), and beer. Should clear up any farting problem in short order (or should I say, short odor...)
Speak to me, oh lips that never lie!
THAT IS INSANE WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD HINK OF SOMETHING LIKE THAT OMG!!!!
Well a ton of us at the office just finished LOAO at this one, so someone likes it!!
Thanks for sharing this. Freaking hilarious!
Definetly freaking hilarious ! OMG ! I'm sure it will sell well...
Y'all are funny!! HAHAHA
HOW is this animal cruelty??! Pu-LEEZE!
OMG! You've got to be kidding me! They couldn't make one big enough for my E. Mastiff. He is the worst fart offender you've ever smelled, but we love him in spite of it! It's a good way to get rid of unwelcome company or those that stay just a little too long! LOL!! He doesn't clear a room, he clears a house! Still, this is insane, I'd like to see someone try and put this on him! hahahah, yeah right.
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