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Doggie Thong for Farting Dogs

by Steve
Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Dogone Dog ThongA company called Flat-D Innovations, Inc. is selling a thong for dogs designed to make farts smell better.

Dubbed, "The Dogone", it's an activated charcoal cloth that traps the foul smelling odors from the passing wind.

It's washable and reusable. It uses elastic straps for flexibility, and suspender clips to make the thong adjustable. They also provide quick release when its time for poochie to do its business.

$19.99 from Flat-D

19 Comments:

  • But then how can you blame your own farts on the dog?

    By Anonymous matthewp, at 3/28/2006 01:11:00 PM  


  • Walter the Farting Dog rolls over in his grave...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3/29/2006 11:49:00 AM  


  • washable? yes... i plan on taking the fart pad off my dog and washing it? no way!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3/29/2006 01:37:00 PM  


  • This also solves a dog's second biggest problem - visible panty lines.

    By Anonymous Lev, at 3/30/2006 09:44:00 AM  


  • Well, having been downwind of a few doggie pooters in my day, I think there might be some merit in this idea. I mean, when the dog wakes up from a sound sleep, looks back at his own butt as if to say "My God, what have you done?" I'd say there could be some promise here.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/04/2006 08:05:00 AM  


  • My dog looks very sexy in these thongs. I highly recommend them. I just hope they will come out with an ediblle one soon, I can't wait.----No! For my dog to eat , silly!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/04/2006 10:50:00 PM  


  • I hate to to be the voice of reason. But farting means your doggie's stomach is a bit upset. Why not spend the money on some decent dog food?
    What type, you may ask?
    Why not try Natural Choice for Sensitive Stomaches?
    (not affilated with this company, just a dog person.)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/19/2006 10:42:00 AM  


  • my dog has diarretic farts, is this helpful?

    By Anonymous AntonioNJ, at 5/13/2006 07:52:00 PM  


  • Easier to feed your dog some charcoal biscuits ever day. Has the same effect and doesn't make the dog look like a right twit.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9/30/2006 09:14:00 AM  


  • Thank god the thong don't speak in an annoying electronic voice "I farted" anytime when the dog goes tooting.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/03/2006 10:46:00 AM  


  • did this ever take off?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3/02/2008 11:43:00 PM  


  • I guess not. It's been discontinued.

    Back to the drawing board.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/29/2008 03:11:00 PM  


  • Feed your dog healthier food and NO table scraps. My dog never farts.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7/18/2008 11:41:00 AM  


  • this farting business serious?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/14/2009 11:37:00 AM  


  • This is INHUMANE... DOG CRUELTY RIGHT HERE.. HOW WOULD U LIKE TO WEAR ONE EVERYDAY?? IDIOTS..

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9/12/2009 05:54:00 PM  


  • everything that eats farts you uppity pricks. Oh ho ho my, dog never farts.. right. it is a natural thing that happens when you eat.

    Feeding your dog healthy does the same thing as eating healthy yourself. Try it out and make your own analylisis

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11/03/2009 04:40:00 PM  


  • The dog tong is so useful..awww these poor doggies strapped up. They must wonder: what on earth? No more necking for doggies yay!! At least that's one problem solved! Cool idea for winter when you can't leave your doggy out in the cold huh!

    By Anonymous spunkyduckling, at 11/16/2009 11:17:00 AM  


  • will this chafe ?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1/05/2010 03:25:00 PM  


  • Will it work on my husband??

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1/21/2010 07:47:00 AM  


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