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by Steve
Sunday, March 05, 2006

Would you eat purple sausage? Apparently folks in New Zealand are trying to get their hands on these.

"Purplos" is a brand of cocktail sausage targeted towards children. Billed as the world's first purple sausage, only the casing (which is edible of course), is purple.

Todd Heller, Director of the company, says he got the idea after attending a marketing seminar earlier last year that ran a case study on the success of Heinz' purple ketchup.

The meat consists of beef and mutton, with spices, and honey. Sounds pretty darn good actually. I'd eat it.

8 Comments:

If you really wanted to sell puple weenies you should have Barney, the big purple dinosour,sell them.
oh and change the name.

By Anonymous, at 3/06/2006 10:52:00 AM
the name purplo's sound like purple spegetteo's.

By Anonymous, at 3/06/2006 10:56:00 AM
just cuz it sounds good doesn't mean it is, you can make shit sound as good as you want, but it's still shit.sorry.

By Anonymous, at 3/06/2006 10:58:00 AM
just 'cuz you say "It's shit" doesn't mean it is, either. Who cares what a sausage sounds like anyway? I care about how it TASTES!!

By Anonymous, at 3/07/2006 12:09:00 PM
shit is shit, just like your attitude, you weenie!!!!

By oppinionated, at 3/07/2006 07:45:00 PM
What the hell just happened?

By Anonymous, at 3/14/2006 08:47:00 AM
Those are the grossest things I have seen in a while!!

By Anonymous, at 3/18/2006 05:16:00 AM
These are awesome! I HAVE TO make a holiday for these!

Have a Happy BlankDay!

By Charlie, at 3/21/2006 07:09:00 AM

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