Yes, KISS Fragrance for Men.
I have some questions about this.
First, I can't imagine what KISS Fragrance for Men might smell like. I realize it's just a way to sell more stink, but the idea of associating cologne with four sweaty guys with goth makeup doesn't sound sweet.
Two, I can't imagine a guy taking his date home and letting her see a bottle of KISS Fragance for Men in his medicine cabinet. That would give away too much information.
Threee, who the Hell still listens to KISS?
Gene Simmons, the front guy for KISS, thinks it's going to be a hit..."KISS fragrances have the smell of success for us....and for all the men and women who will wear it. These fragrances hit all the right notes and will top the charts in no time."
Rock on.
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88 comments:
I don't think Gene Simmons has ever said the word "fragrances" in his entire life. I love marketese.
This is just like when Michael Jordan had a cologne that smelled like sweat...
How about "mongoose for men" I wont go to far into the details but its a cross between a erderly male yack and nakered only donkey breath kind of a scent.... perfect for detracting the ladies...
Anyone want some... I bought it really cheap for free lol
I will buy this perfume... no matter the smel I love kiss..
I am a girl.. I´ll have it just next to my other kiss stuff I don't care who sees it..
I am listening to kiss in this moment..
I still listen to KISS and have alot of their stuff but i don't hide it.
I AND PROBABLY EVERYONE ELSE NEED TO KNOW WHERE TO FIND IT. IF SOMEONE CAN TELL ME, PLEASE E-MAIL TRUCKING2000@BELLSOUTH.NET. MY HUSBAND COLLECTS KISS ITEMS AND I WOULD LOVE TO FIND THIS FOR HIM. THANKS
Who listens to KISS? They still rock! Better than a lot of bands now...
um i LOVE KISS!! they are the BEST band in the world and you should NOT be saying mean stuff about them because THEY ARE THE BEST!! and you would be surprised at who listens to KISS, everyone does. i am 17 and i discovered KISS' awesome music when i was 16 and i love them to death! i will definately buy this perfume and it will fly off the shelves with the amount of people in the KISS ARMY!! I LOVE KISS!!
KISS is the best band in the world! they have great music and there are so many people out there that LOVE KISS, just look at the KISS army. it started back in the 70's and is still going strong. but i will still definately buy this perfume because i love KISS, it will add to my collection of KISS merchandise. Ace, Gene, Peter, and Paul are absolutely the best rockers of them all!!
... four sweaty guys with goth makeup ...
Actually, I think that's clown makeup.
Like most of the fans on this site i love KISS they always give and we are the lucky ones to receive.Kiss does not put out bad products so i am sure it will be a hit. Never Stop Rocking!!!!
Fuck you if you can't take a joke, dude. Gene Simmons has all the right to sell whatever he likes. The only one who smells here is you.
Stranger things have happened, but I actually work for the company that has licensed the deal of this KISS fragrance brand.
It will launch in late September to most major department stores including Belk, Boscovs, Dillards and at www.kissonline.com or www.kissfragrances.com
Happy Shopping!
This fragrance is something everyone will like. Infact Gene and possibly Paul will be coming to my store that I work at in Michigan this October to promote it. If your a fan of KISS you surely will be a fan of their fragrance. I promise you...
I have been a KISS fan all my life...they still rock!!!! I listen to them just about every day. I will be purchasing the cologne.
WTF do u mean "who listens to kiss" well me and everyone i know, still listens to kiss. SO just because ur a disco queen, doesnt mean u have to hate kiss. i have all my kiss stuff proudly shoing in my room. I for one love kiss and all theyre work. im gonna buy all four mens and all four womens just to have!!!
- DANN THE KISS MAN
You're an idiot.
Thank you...
Your dumb everyone still listenings to kiss. About 90% of teenagers still listen to kiss and thats all you need to get them to buy the colonge or perfume.. I sure know i will by it.!
I love KISS and will be at Parisians on Monday 9-11-06 to buy the whole set...guess what everybody's getting for X-mas?!!!...
OK look I'm old enough to have seen KISS when I was like "Christine Sixteen". I've never, EVER seen a concert that matched it, and I was around at a time when concert going was "the" thing. However my pets, I have to say that the only "fragrances" that come to mind when I think of KISS, is Gene Simmons dragon breath, Peter Criss' arse after sitting on that stool all night banging drums, Paul Stanleys multiple venereal diseases and what his "Love Gun" area smells like before he showers, and the musk that rises from Ace Freely's sweaty spandex space suit after a "Hot, Hot, Hot, Hotter Than Hell" show. Not to mention that most of their real fans are too old to remember who they are, who will buy this?
I LOVE the KISS fragrance for Her but, I don't care for the one for Him. I am wearing it now!
STEVE. POOR STEVE. GUESS YOUR NOT MAKING MILLIONS...OR EVEN HUNDREDS....STILL LIVIN IN MOMMIES HOUSE, ARE WE?
hey steve- KISS MY ASS!
kiss is still the greatest band ever! they have more gold records than any group EVER!
who ever wrote that stfu there is still peeps who listen to KISS and i think itll be a hit
KISS is the best rock band in the world im 12 and ima go buy that colonge so the guy who said who the fu listens to KISS he prolly goes to church and says that KISS is the devils music i love KISS
who ever said hey steve kiss my ass thank u my god he is an asshole
sandit i will
im startin to feel that gene wrote that lol just to get us pissed off
the colonge is like there solo albums remember those im only 12 and i no this stuff pauls real name is stanley iesen genes is chiam wits aces is paul frehley but all i no about peter is that his last name was crisscola lol i no this stuff and im only 12
i no who ever said goth makeup i should no its clown makeup because i got a book about them and it said that it was clown makeup
KISS did rock, One of the best shows I've seen, but people, please....KISS colonge. Thats retarded. It will be the milleneum equivalent to HI-Karate.
P.S. Move out of your moms house and quit smokin dope. Gene Simmons is a clown.
If I buy it, and score even one thousandth as much as Gene has, It will be a hit in my book!
If you score one thousandth of the times Gene Simmons did you will score 1 time. He claims to have slept with 1000 women. You should buy Wilt Chamberlins fragrance, he claims to have slept with 10,000 women. That would be at least 10 girls.
You were talking about girls right?
KISS Army since 1979!
this cologne is why they call me Dr. Love .
i love that song
Please let me know where I can get they cologne in Canada. My husband is a KISS fanatic and I'm sure he'd love to add this to his collection. And not open it of course...
chaden@sheridannurseries.com
Excuse me,...but when it comes to KISS who cares what it smells like because its coming from the HOTTEST BAND IN THE WORLD!!
I will buy this...and continue to buy this product because all i have in my room is KISS products! And these fragrances will deifnatly add to the collection!
KISS FOREVER....F you Steve
You are a freaking dumbass. Those guys have more money than you could ever think of with their "goth" makeup and 7 inch heals. I know a lot of people who still listen to them. I mean I am younger then the usual crowd and I give them props for being in their 50's or 60's and still being able to rock out.
steve.....KISS MY ASS !!!!!
steve, you pussy
I just bought the cologne and it came with a complimentary body spray....This stuff smells terrific.
Got some and it's great!! put it on and asked the ladys, they said it'smake them Hotter than Hell.So I meet them in the Ladys Room!!
I'm not even a KISS fan and I'm thinking about getting the ladies version. I got a test sample in the mail from Ulta and so far, I likes.
I Love Kiss and I Will Have this Cologne and I'm a Girl. I'll Put It With All my other Kiss Collectables including a Hand Carving I Made of their masks!! And I am listening to them now and I can't wait to see them in concert Again!!!
I just died inside...
you know, screw all of you guys because kiss is the greatest band ever to live. I met them backstage and all of the kiss members are one of the nicest people you would ever meet. I would buy it and I don't care what it smells like but it would definatly smell better than you damn hairy sweaty ass bodies. Leave your damn comments to your fat asses
You can get this fragrance at Gottschalks. There is a KISS her and KISS him, I think.
This is for Steve's comment about listening to Kiss. There must be a hell of a lot of people who listen to Kiss if they made it this far... DOMB ASS!
The KISS women's cologne ROCKS..... and by the way, there are many of us who still love to listen to KISS, rock on.
Firstly, i listen to kiss and im proud. I know your one measly opinion but dont try and say to people that KISS perfume is gonna reek. I want to buy some for women and get my father who is a complete KISS fan some for christmas. Plus i highly doubt kiss are "Goth" the term "Goth" for people is reletivly new and i doubt that KISS went into the industry saying that their so "Goth".
steve, go to hell dude
Im sure you are very tiny, tiny man to say those things
KISS is definitely my favorite band, but KISS perfume just doesn't work for me. When I was 15 I would have probably spent the 40 bucks because if it said KISS, I HAD to have it. But now, it's just another gimmick to make money. (sorry guys)
Steve...go finger yourself u p@ssy...this stuff is great...go find yourself a nice pole to smoke
first of all the loyal fans since 1973 still listen to them..they are part of our lives and always will be.. and congrats to gene for always thinking of new ways to market them and make money...and yes i will buy all the female products of KISS her....and probaby the male scent to just to have...Gene ..Paul never stop rockin love u guys its been 33yrs and still cant get enough...rosie
You are missing the point. Just like Kiss were never really about the music, Kiss Alive was never really "live", Kiss fragrances are not really about the fragrance. It's all about the marketing. Gene Simmons is an absolutely souless man who will try and squeeze every last penny out of the people he calls fans.
Let's face it, anyone who tries to pass oof this version of Kiss is a jackass and the people who buy it desrve to be bilked out of thier $$$. As the last great ringmaster P.T. Barnum said " there's as ucker born every minute".
You are missing the point. Just like Kiss were never about the music, Kiss alive wasn't really "live", Kiss fragrances are not about the fragrance. It's all about the marketing. Gene Simmons is a souless individual who will try and squeeze every last penny out out of his so called ahem fans (suckers).
Anyone who tries to pass this recent band off as Kiss and anyone who buys it deserve what they get. As the last great circus ringmaster, P.T. Barnum said "there's a sucker born every minute".
PS, I have been in the music business for 25 yrs and I know all facts concerning Kiss. Gene and Paul are not nice people. Speaking of Paul, when did he turn into Joan Rivers ?
PS when did Paul stanley turn into Joan Rivers
As the last great circus ringmaster, P.T. Barnum said "there's a sucker born every minute".
Yeah, but not very many of them swallow.
Steve...did you even try the perfume or do you just not like Kiss...seriously...next time before writing some crack job opinionated review of a product actually try it first!
Hey Mandy87: I didn't say I wrote a review. It's just a product announcement and my personal take.
WOW! Steve, you messed with the wrong band dude! I'm 38 years old and a Bass player who proudly wears KISS and will buy KISS for her.
i just found the fragrances online at fragranceup.com - check it out y'all
Kiss Kicks Ass!!! I want this new cologne for Christmas. Who listens to Kiss ??? I DO !! Mother F*@ker!!That's who!! I'll buy their cologne and their music and their new toothbrush.What kind of fucking jackass thinks they would market sweat? They are multi Bizillionaires, Its going to make women fall for me like it does for them.And if they did sell their sweat, somebody would probably buy that too.The best concert I've ever been to and I've been to hundreds of concerts. Who's this ButtHurt guy in the music Biz?? What are you into EMO?? Gene Simmons is a business man. He is a real person too.He is genius. Steve you are a F-in Moron.
F$ck th Haters!!!!KISS RULES!!!
Wher Do you buy the kiss perfume ?
i really want it KISS is my favourite bad ever!!!!!!!!!! but could some one plzzzzz anser the qwestion of wher do you buy KISS perfume!
you poor pathetic ppl who just discoverd who kiss was like within the last 2 years! im 14 and have been in love with kiss since i was like 4 i have seen kiss 2 times once when i was 9. my mom has seen them 13 times she has met them and toured with them!!! HELLZ YEA!!
i love GENNE SIMMONS<3
and all you ppl who barly no who kiss is i no every one in the bands names, i own every album and i have every collectors item out ther!! try and top that ppl!
first- I can not imagine how someone can give an opinion when they do not know what they speak of.
2nd not two
my husband is a big Kiss fan always was and I never thought is was stupid.
Third not three
alot of people must listen to kiss because if you have ever been to a concert you would see they are alwys sold out.
and Gene Simmons is the very cool
As one who has an intolerance to heavy fragrances, I had the opportunity to sample the new Kiss cologne for men and women. I found that both of them have a very light, pleasant scent, and the packaging is very attractive. Neither have a heavy, over-powering fragrance like some of the other top-named colognes. I would definely buy both for myself and my husband.
Steve - why don't you put on your Barry Manilow albums and get your blow up doll out of the closet and "GO SCREW YOURSELF?"
You're just lucky all the KISS fans out there don't band together and KICK YOUR ASS!
Lisa
"First" - It smells great.
"Second" - I wouldn't give a damn who sees it.
"Third" - Lots of people who are loyal fans, and appreciate good Rock & Roll still listen to KISS.
1/02/2007 We just bought KISS for her (for me) and for him (for him). Even if we were not KISS fans, and we are, I would say the fragances ROCK. I love the way my man smells. And that's all that matters...
Fuck you!! KISS ALWAYS GONNA BE THE BEST BAND OF THE WORLD!KISS ARMY
look for the Kiss men's and women's fragrances at your nearest Perfumania Store or online at Perfumania.com
What the hell do u mean who still listens to Kiss. Kiss are one of the greatest rock and roll bands of all time,they have acheived more than you could every dream of! They are worth more than the Elvis Presley brand. They have played to more people than any other rock band. They are part of pop culture. I am from the UK and we recently had a Kiss Convention where hundredes and hundreds of Kiss fans turned out to celebrate Kiss. Kiss will never die its become to big for that and the Kiss fragarnce is cool. It makes you think you could get the women like them lol. Its just fun. I have worn the make up before and the outfits out and its fun. You can become this outrageous character for one night lol and the fragrance will add to that. Its just fun. If ur into Kiss ur saying that ur not afraid to be different, enjoy life to the full and that you are not afraid to speak up. I love Kiss they are incredible. If you dont think so unlucky mate. You obviously feel insecure about the whole thing. You dont want to be part of the millions and millions of fans all around the world calling themselves the Kiss army.
Who still listens to kiss!?!?!?!?!? Comeon KISS is one of the greatest rock legends to ever live! I would buy this the minute i see it in stores near me.
ROCK ON! \,,/_
Ahaha. My bf loves both cologne and KISS. This is the absolute greatest gag gift EVER!
Gene Simmons is a marketing genius! A lady approached me today in Walmart asking if I wanted to try out the new KISS cologne. It's not bad - smells as decent as all the other stuff out there. But just the fact that Gene is smart enough to hook up with Walmart says it all. Like I said - Genius!
I would love to try this new fragance and i love kiss music
Love KISS - hate the cologne, smells like a nasty, sweaty armpit trying to be masked with cologne - would make a great gag gift, though
First, I still listen to KISS, and I'm 42. Better music than some of the trash available today. My 17-year old likes it, albeit second to his modern punk/screamo stuff.
Second, I've purchased the body spray, and it isn't bad at all.
I got KISS Him for Christmas and I don't think it smells like a sweaty armpit at all. It smells like PUSSY! My best friend and brother agree, and I didn't even say anything to tip them off to it. After it calms down a bit (an hour or so later) it smells really nice. Its just that initial burst of that really makes you do a double-take. Rock on, Gene!
All you Kiss NaySayers are a Bunch of Jackasses. Gene has more money than any of you Pencil Dicks will ever have. Keep listening to your One Hit Wonders in your Mommys basement, While you Spnk It with the Chanel #5 up your Ass! And for the Dough Head who went so far as mentionioning half of their Hits in his Bitch Fest. You put a lot of effort and research into something you hate. Closet Freak, F@ck You! When any of your Gay Bands sell a 1/8th of the Sales KISS has, we'll Talk!
The Cologne is Awesome, and the Chicks dig it. I think I catching Gene's record w/ this stuff. Now if I only had his Tongue!
You either like KISS, or you don't. There is no middle ground here.
The cologne is readily available... Wal-Mart carries it, as well as Amazon.com . The KISS Her cologne rocks.. a floral scent with a little spice. The KISS Him is a bit heavier, as it should be. Why even put on a scent if you aren't looking to draw attention to yourself?
For the money, you can get that same, lame Jovan Sex Appeal that has been on the shelves since 1970, or a modern, clean scent that makes a statement about yourself. Face it folks, it's a KISS world... we just live in it.
Who the hell still listens to KISS? That is probably the dumbest question ever asked. I saw that and a fire started burning inside me. KISS is the best band to come from the classic rock era and are now doing a world tour, you can't tell me a show that has several thousand seats and sells out in seven minutes isn't for one hell of a band.I hope every member of the KISS ARMY will buy this just to prove your an a-hole! I am 15 and I love KISS so much I did a school project about them, and got a freaking A+. KISS is a band that my great grandchildren are going to love because God gave rock 'n' roll to us all. Several years ago I used to be like who the hell are they. But one day I sat down and listened to several whole albums and now I am in the KISS ARMY. Oh yeah I DO have Gene's Tongue. Any KISS fan wishes for that. Besides KISS are better than any band you can listen to today. Anything is better than rap or emo music. They sure as hell inspired several million people to learn how to play an instrument. I am one of those million. NEVER STOP ROCKIN!
Hey again I just left the coment above. I have read several messages saying Steve is an a-hole. I agree. Any man woman or child who hates KISS needs to do a double-take and think about the crap that could be said about their favorite band. Just because people 30 years ago said KISS stood for Kids In Satans Service doesn't mean it's true. Gene Simmons,Paul Stanley,Ace Frehley,Peter Criss,Eric Singer,Eric Carr,Vinnie Vincent, and Tommy Thayer (I think thats everyone) are probably some of the nicest guys and most normal guys you could ever meet. R.I.P Eric Carr. Try watching the camp pendelton episode of Gene Simmons Family Jewels and tell me Gene is a weird abnormal freak! Anyone who hates KISS can KISS EVERY members ass of the KISS ARMY! Because without KISS your favorite band might not exist. PEACE! NEVER STOP ROCKIN!
Every time I read more comments I get pissed off even more! Hey Sandit, you may have posted your dumbass comment two years ago but if you like the band and loved their live concert why the hell are you going against this. If YOUR not a true KISS fan don't even mention any song of theirs. Christine Sixteen, Love Gun and Hotter than Hell are three of their best songs. Their best song came out in the first seven years of the band. (Before Peter and Ace left.) I just thank God you couldn't come up with some asshole way to make fun of Detroit Rock City or Rock 'n' Roll All Nite. I have said twice above and I say it again, NEVER STOP ROCKIN!
Hey again (for the fourth and probably final time)I keep reading the cologne smells like a sweaty armpit. I would buy it myself if I could find it anywhere. But I just have to say Gene and Paul would never put anything on the market like that. They may have put a few stupid things out there (KISS meets the phantom of the park) but I have come to this conclusion. It might smell like a sweaty armpit to some people because they don't take $@&*ING showers. So clean up then put this cologne on along with some of Gene's Demon makeup while in the ALIVE costume and at least pretend to play guitar or bass while listening to Detroit Rock City or Calling Dr. Love. You might just get a whole new perspective of the band and the cologne. Trust me it works. (Just Kidding) :) Always remember that YOU WANTED THE BEST, AND YOU GOT THE BEST, THE HOTTEST BAND IN THE LAND KISS! NEVER STOP ROCKIN!
personally, i love both the his and her colognes. I wear the Kiss for her, and get lots of compliments about it. Don't knock it until you smell it. People are quick to draw conclusions of things they don't know about. And to the person that asked who the hell listens to kiss anymore----lots of devoted fans do. get over it dude. gene is a genius:) not to mention HOTTER THAN HELL. haha
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