Penis enlargement devices are not new, what made me curious is that this is supposed to be worn underneath your pants, as if you can go about your day totally unnoticed.

The merchant's eBay listing doesn't really say how it's supposed to be used, though it's probably obvious.

I can't imagine any guy being able to walk, sit, or crouch around the office with his weenie under such trauma, and have this contraption totally unnoticeable to others.

Dave's Gourmet Hot Sauce & Garden Spray is not only for spicing up food, but it's also to prevent deer and rabbits from eating your garden.

The product literature actually says, "We created this sauce to be a delicious addition to your food and a way to keep deer and rabbits from eating your roses and carrots."

And it comes in a spray bottle, which perhaps makes it the first "edible" pepper spray.

A company called Petsleeves, LLC. is offering a product called "Petsleeves".

It's billed as "Disposable Petwear", primarily to reduce the amount of loose pet hair and allergens on your furniture and rug, and to help protect your dog from fleas and burrs.

It's made of 100% polyester, and you don't wash it, just throw it away. It kinda resembles those plastic/rubber panties that mommies used to put on their babies.

One interesting point, is that it could prevent dogs from biting a surgical wound, which eliminates having to wear the "lamp shade".

Now if they'd only come out with the matching shower cap, then your dog could look like it was wearing surgical scrubs.

They come in eight different sizes, priced from $14.95 to $18.95.

Moveover seaweed, because there's a new wrap in town.

California-based Frieda's, Inc. is now offering "Colored Sushi Wraps".

Yes, it's edible. In fact, the ingredients list (according to the package copy), says it contains egg whites and soy protein, among other stuff.

No more of this blackish-greenish wrap, now your California Rolls can come in pretty soft-pastels of orange, yellow, green, pink. Perfect for Easter-sushi!