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11:05 PM | by Steve Johnson |
The "Bikini Line Genie" is billed as a protective shield that let's women shave their vaginas without fear of hurting the most sensitive areas, and prevents loose stubble from entering.
It works by tucking in between the labia majora to cover the more sensitive labia minora and clitoris, while blocking off the vaginal opening so no foreign material may enter.
It comes with illustrated instructions, may be used sitting or standing.
I suppose in these days when bald beavers have become a necessity, getting shorn in sixty seconds demands a product like this.
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55 comments:
Steve,
I was offended by this review. You should research the proper words to use before thinking you are funny or clever. The "vagina" is internal, and does not grow hair.(vagina: definition--noun---the lower part of the female reproductive tract; a moist canal in female mammals extending from the labia minora to the uterus; "the vagina receives the penis during coitus"; "the vagina is elastic enough to allow the passage of a fetus")
Steve,
I was offended by this review. You should research the proper words to use before thinking you are funny or clever. The "vagina" is internal, and does not grow hair. The external, hairy part is known as the "hoo-ha", "pink taco", or "bearded clam".
I expect you to use correct terminology in all subsequent posts.
Similar to Kleenex, Dumpster, etc. Vagina, irregardless of it being a specific part of the body, conjures up an immediate understanding of what is being spoken about.
And, by the way, being a pedant is a good way of showing the security of your virginity :p
I thought the title was fine.
Now only if they made a product to shave the prostate faster.
Why not just refine the formula for depilatory creme to make it 100% safe for use in sensitive areas?
Still, this seems like a clever thing, although I still think if you're going to shave in the genital area, you should always make sure you have ample time to proceed slowly and carefully. Never incur razor cuts in areas of the body where blood will soon flow heavily.
Pardon the double entendre.
I am also offended by this review. The proper term is TWAT.
That is funny, I was sure that the word asshole meant something to do with the anus; but when looking up the meaning a picture of the first commenter showed up. Man those wacky words get you every time.
For all you "penis-heads" bagging on the first commentor, the proper term is "vulva". I guess you guys (key word) are more interested in humor and insults than the written word. Wrong website for intelligence, I'll spend my time somewhere else. Better to be a pedant than an idiot.
I'm offended by the fact that this website is updated slower than molasses.
To the "chick" two posts above me... that's fine. Take your army boots elsewhere.
Sweet Idea! You ppl that get offend by this you guys are ridiculous. I have been laughing my ass off far a good 10 minutes over this. Ha.
This is too much!! Your comments are so funny I couldn't stop laughing!!!
What? Sixty Seconds? You can't be serious. It takes me forever to just shave my legs.
Still, these comments are pretty hilarious. I know where to get my entertainment now.
I didn't really care about the misuse of vagina in the post. I rolled my eyes at the first comment. But man, I loathe every idiot who went oh-so-cleverly off the end of the misogyny spectrum in misguided retaliation.
GREAT! I really need to clear the entrance to my cave ...too many weeds and not enough walking room!
WOOHOO
Steve: Are you offended that Bikini Line Genie will see more vagina than you ever will?
I have hair in my vagina? How'd it get in THERE? Do I have to brush it? Shampoo it? What about styling it - do I have to go to a professional? Is it the same price as a regular cut, or do I have to pay for blow-drying and styling? Oh hey, can I color and perm it??
Alright. In all seriousness, the outside area you're talking about is referred to as the VULVA!!! Like all the others before me stated, the VAGINA IS INSIDE the body! NONE of it is external. Womb, cervix, vagina, vulva - that's the order they come in. The only part people normally view is the VULVA!! The next thing I'm going to hear is that my womb grew a mustache and my cervix has a goatee...
Why do so many people INSIST on showing their ignorance and stupidity?
I am SO thrilled at the post above. I SO agree with you. What I don't understand is why a man doesn't realize how he shows his ignorance by doing a "cute review". And the others with their snide comments look just as stupid. A penis doesn't have hair right? Same concept as a VAGINA. The only way a person has seen a vagina would be if they are a gynocologist, and if their is hair up there, it is either an ingested twin or a serious problem. I am neither a Beeoch, a pedant, or a sex starved prude. I am merely a person that appreciates correct terminology.
Hey, this is a great product. I have a great appreciation for a hairless cooch. Permanent hair removal is worth the next step but thats $$$.
This is for the anonymous comment from 3/20/2007. As long as you're listing the order of a woman's genital structure from the inside out, i.e. "Womb, cervix, vagina, vulva - that's the order they come in", you might as well use the correct terminology. "Uterus" should be used in place of "Womb".
(Insert nit-picking vocabulary jab here)
(Insert man hating comment here)
(Insert woman hating comment here)
(Insert self-loathing sarcastic closing comment here)
That is all.
I thought the review and everyone's comments were just fine. Too bad you can't put up pictures of the commentors (either end), but the anonymous ones would have "censored" stamped across their faces (other ends). Thanks all for the laughs.
Major Ron Payne
I think this is a good idea for single women who sit at home on Saturday nights because they are too uptight to actually date. As for me, shaving my (hmm...what word would not offend...) twat is actually something my boyfriend and I share as a sexual experience. Wonder how many losers will be offended by that!
i nipped my clit once shaving
I'd like to know what's up with all of this pubic deforestation? What's wrong with going au naturel? Is it a some kind of fasination with prepubescent female private parts?
Hey, no one complained that he mis-used an apostrophe in "lets."
signed,
a sex-starved, prudish, lesbian librarian wearing army boots
a hole is a hole, period.
Now I am just a man, but if I remember my bio classes the Vagina dosen't, ... or shouldn't have hair. I guess I if I found a hairy one I better sober up and get out of the zoo fast before the zoo keepers find me with their critters. AA here I come.
some (most) of you need to take the bug out of your collective @sses and try the product 7 entries below this for christ's sake. you all need it. is this the first time you've posted on the interwebs? sounds like it. :rolleyes
I Think this looks fanny tastic! (thats the UK meaning of fanny)
Shave your vagina... sounds like it could be a quote from Borat!
:S
....seriously, guys!!!!!
irregardless is NOT a word. I'm offended!
Jason,
Hey Steve grow up,were all adults here.Besides you were curious about the product,how else would you have arived at this web site.
Steve,
I was offended by this review. You should research the proper words to use before thinking you are funny or clever. The "vagina" is internal, and my mom got scared and said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cat was rare, but I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo holmes, smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
now i can have great sex
I sit on various forms of public transit and routinely worry about getting a stray pubic hair up my v-jay-jay. I can think of almost nothing else. Therefore, this product is a godsend. Thank you to whoever conceived (pardon the pun) of this life-saving device.
I am offendend by offending offenders who offend offending offenders.
Heck ... a pussy is a pussy and I am offended by pussies which act like pussies because we call their pussies not by the correct name.
How can someone be offended by something posted on a website? Jesus ...
blah blah blah.... we all came to this site b/c of the use of the word vagina... it is a catch word meant to catch the attention of the wild monkeys surfing the web looking for a thrill. You're just all disappointed there aren't pictures :-) Enjoy life...leave the computer behind.
Anyone notice the doctor quoted in this ad works for a foam manufacturing company? Sweet. He must know a TON about vaginas and the hair surrounding.
I swear to *** that I thought of this idea 15 years ago! I love it! I should have done something about the idea......
The only thing that is offensive is a hairy box!!! Now get back to work you hairy dykes and log off the "vagina" site! Ha ha!!
If tis works could you post a demo? I'd like to seee how it works.
Why buy a product such as this when it is much easier, and much more enjoyable to have a "friend" help you with shaving securely? If all of you would stop quibbling about the correct appellation's being used and comment instead on the product at hand I'm sure you would have a much more pleasant day, and an easier time finding someone to help with the aforementioned shaving.
OMG The product was kinda funny but the posts on it made me laugh harder.
Thanks posters :)
Golly gee.
Can somebody come over and help me get this stinkin' electric razor out of my vagina? I went in there after I read this post because I figured even if au natural was OK outside, I should still shave my vagina as this post instructs.
I'll be damned if there's not a single bit of hair growing up there.
Wait, Christmastime is coming. Remember the old animated commercials with Santa riding on a Norelco?
Maybe Rudolph's nose can help him find his way out my baby shooter.
Miss Fallopian
Oh goody, no more hairy tooth Flossing afterwards !
I love it !
ummm, my penis has hair on it...
is that wrong?
steve,
ok, I thought this shit was funny, the postings are funny. The product looks like something my grandmother would use. I love going with my girlfriend to watch her get her vulva waxed. she screams, the vulva turns pink! It's a great thing to watch!
So I don't think I will suggest this product to my girlfriend, it's just to much fun to her get waxed!
find irregardless in the dictonary
go green don't shave your Pussy if you must let your boyfriend ejaculate all over your pussy then shave it
I had absolutely no problem in understanding the description of the product. When "vagina" was used I new exactly what it meant. Hair removing product for the vagina is perfectly understood. Hopefully no one has hair inside their vagina though. That be nasty. Or would it?
wheres the video review? or um the video how to? or the video of this shit. yeah video.
steve,
I am depressed! The popularity of shaving "genitalia" (which is a word used to describe the externally visible sex organs); my favourite joke to tell at parties is no longer a hit!
Now, when I tell the joke about the last sound a pubic hair makes before it hits the ground...I get blank stares! Damnit!
Steve,
Do not listen to that feminazi. Her vagina probably does grow freakish amounts of hair and that is why she got so upset. awwww poor lady. Great post man.
Steve,
Do not listen to that feminazi. Her vagina probably does grow freakish amounts of hair and that is why she got so upset. awwww poor lady. Great post man.
the last person to comment is a retard for being offended by this please it doesnt facking matter if the vagina is the inside or whatnot everybody still understands what hes talking about dear anonymous get off your goddamm period and get on a treadmill i already know your fat by the way you bitch
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