The Anti-Ticket Donut is a fun way to bribe yourself out of a traffic ticket.
Inside this tin container is a chocolate-glazed donut, sure to tempt the tastebuds of just about any law-enforcement officer.
At just $9.95, it's cheap, and small enough to store in your car's glove-compartment (who puts gloves in their glove compartment anyways?)
Visit Anti-Ticket Donut online...
http://www.antiticketdonut.com
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8:36 PM | by Steve Johnson |


29 comments:
This is stupid.
hehe!
That's not cheap, you fuck.
How is 10 dollars for a donut cheap?
yeah because cops don't know the stereotype, and they all love it by the way. Go ahead try it, when he gets pissed and writes you up for other things, you will wish you had saved that $10
cheaper than a ticket you idiot
It would be cheaper to get a high tech state of the art radar detector.
$10 is cheaper than a ticket
FAKE!
this contains poison, hopefully?
I am going to have to agree with Anonymous with this one.
There is not a cop in the world that would NOT give you a ticket because you insinuate he is ...oh forget it...Hey Jeremy, wanna buy some ocean front property?
lol fast ass cops had it coming!!
Cheaper to just SLOW DOWN, numbnuts!
Or you could just drive safely.
Bribing a law enforcment officer is much more expensive than a traffic ticket.
So - you get a ticket and charged with Attempting to Bribe a Police Officer. Smart! Veerrryyy Smart...
lol couldnt get more retarded than this
farts.
"Hey, do you realize you were going 60 in that 50 zone"
"I'm sorry officer, have this donut"
"Why, thank you"
*takes a bite, spits it out*
"Why, this donut is all stale"
"Well i've had it there for like, 3 months"
*officer vomits*
1 count - Speeding
1 count - bribing a police officer
1 count - Stale Donut causing bodily harm
That was worth the 10 bucks for 1 donut.
The worst way to spend $10.
If I was a cop, and I someone handed me that, as soon as I would stop laughing, I would write up the biggest ticket I could get away with.
IT'S A FUCKING JOKE YOU MORONS!
Jesus, take yourselves a little more seriously.
1) Find a gimmick to sell $.12 donut for 9.99.
2) Publish on the internet in hopes of finding suckers
3) Profit!
idiot.
It's sad that nobody in this world can read anymore, at the bottom of the page it says:
"DISCLAIMER
The Anti-Ticket Donut is a novelty only. It will not get you out of a ticket, it is not a real food product, and it will not freshen your breath.
This product is for entertainment purposes only."
Anybody know what humor is...?
Wow, lot's of interesting comments. Yes, it's a fake donut and it's meant as a humorous novelty. The police officers I have shown it to have found great humor in it,
even the mean cops ;-)
Anyhow, it's fun to see the attention my idea has received!
-Mr. Anti-Ticket Donut
who ever came up with this idea is fuckign retarded..who the fuck would give a cop a donut and maybe get off with a ticket...u fucking dumb shit
i guess the poster above has lost his sense of humour. it's a funny idea. good job mr anti-ticket donut man.
1. I wouldn't do this. I WOULD put it in police officer friends' Christmas packages/stockings. Actually, my hubby had to cross-train as a cop this year, so I might get him one.
2. People who live in very cold places keep gloves in their glove compartments. When it's -35 out, an extra pair of gloves can make a huge difference in your life.
lol, amazing idea. enough said.
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