Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Anti-Ticket Donut

The Anti-Ticket Donut is a fun way to bribe yourself out of a traffic ticket.

anti-ticket donut
Inside this tin container is a chocolate-glazed donut, sure to tempt the tastebuds of just about any law-enforcement officer.

At just $9.95, it's cheap, and small enough to store in your car's glove-compartment (who puts gloves in their glove compartment anyways?)

Visit Anti-Ticket Donut online...
http://www.antiticketdonut.com

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is stupid.

Anonymous said...

hehe!

Anonymous said...

That's not cheap, you fuck.

Tim said...

How is 10 dollars for a donut cheap?

Anonymous said...

yeah because cops don't know the stereotype, and they all love it by the way. Go ahead try it, when he gets pissed and writes you up for other things, you will wish you had saved that $10

Jeremy said...

cheaper than a ticket you idiot

Anonymous said...

It would be cheaper to get a high tech state of the art radar detector.

Anonymous said...

$10 is cheaper than a ticket

Anonymous said...

FAKE!

Anonymous said...

this contains poison, hopefully?

Anonymous said...

I am going to have to agree with Anonymous with this one.

Anonymous said...

There is not a cop in the world that would NOT give you a ticket because you insinuate he is ...oh forget it...Hey Jeremy, wanna buy some ocean front property?

Anonymous said...

lol fast ass cops had it coming!!

Anonymous said...

Cheaper to just SLOW DOWN, numbnuts!

Anonymous said...

Or you could just drive safely.

Anonymous said...

Bribing a law enforcment officer is much more expensive than a traffic ticket.

Anonymous said...

So - you get a ticket and charged with Attempting to Bribe a Police Officer. Smart! Veerrryyy Smart...

Avi said...

lol couldnt get more retarded than this

Anonymous said...

farts.

Anonymous said...

"Hey, do you realize you were going 60 in that 50 zone"
"I'm sorry officer, have this donut"
"Why, thank you"
*takes a bite, spits it out*
"Why, this donut is all stale"
"Well i've had it there for like, 3 months"
*officer vomits*

1 count - Speeding
1 count - bribing a police officer
1 count - Stale Donut causing bodily harm

That was worth the 10 bucks for 1 donut.

Anonymous said...

The worst way to spend $10.
If I was a cop, and I someone handed me that, as soon as I would stop laughing, I would write up the biggest ticket I could get away with.

Anonymous said...

IT'S A FUCKING JOKE YOU MORONS!

Jesus, take yourselves a little more seriously.

Anonymous said...

1) Find a gimmick to sell $.12 donut for 9.99.

2) Publish on the internet in hopes of finding suckers

3) Profit!

idiot.

Anonymous said...

It's sad that nobody in this world can read anymore, at the bottom of the page it says:

"DISCLAIMER
The Anti-Ticket Donut is a novelty only. It will not get you out of a ticket, it is not a real food product, and it will not freshen your breath.
This product is for entertainment purposes only."

Anybody know what humor is...?

Anonymous said...

Wow, lot's of interesting comments. Yes, it's a fake donut and it's meant as a humorous novelty. The police officers I have shown it to have found great humor in it,
even the mean cops ;-)

Anyhow, it's fun to see the attention my idea has received!

-Mr. Anti-Ticket Donut

Anonymous said...

who ever came up with this idea is fuckign retarded..who the fuck would give a cop a donut and maybe get off with a ticket...u fucking dumb shit

Anonymous said...

i guess the poster above has lost his sense of humour. it's a funny idea. good job mr anti-ticket donut man.

Cricket said...

1. I wouldn't do this. I WOULD put it in police officer friends' Christmas packages/stockings. Actually, my hubby had to cross-train as a cop this year, so I might get him one.

2. People who live in very cold places keep gloves in their glove compartments. When it's -35 out, an extra pair of gloves can make a huge difference in your life.

Anonymous said...

lol, amazing idea. enough said.

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