12 Comments:

• Okay, Steve -- This "news" may certainly qualify as strange and humorous. But your introduction is flawed, and shows your ignorance. You said:
  
  "One of the problems with getting into Heaven the traditional way, is that you have to spend so much time going to church, singing hymns, repenting, and then forking your money over to a collection basket. But what if you could just pay some money in advance, and free up your Sundays for something else?"
  
  What "traditional way" are you talking about? It can't possibly be Christianity. And what scriptures are you reading? It can't possibly be the Holy Bible.
  
  The Gospel (good news) of Jesus Christ is that those who put their faith and trust in him are saved by God's GRACE -- and NOT by any form of works. (See Galatians 2:8-9 and Romans 10:9-10, just for starters!)
  
  Your "traditional way" is a yoke of slavery the Christian church does NOT promote. But for some reason, the ignorant media loves to spread lies that only keep people alienated from God and the Church.
  
  Lighten up, and cheer up! Both forgiveness and salvation are FREE gifts from God through Jesus Christ. And remember: "Human beings are far more sinful than we ever dared to believe -- but we are far more loved than we ever dared to hope." Thanks be to God for this indescribable gift! Amen.

  By  Follower-Of-Christ, at 12/01/2007 01:49:00 AM  

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• I just sent them an e-mail on a spam account, let's see what happens!:D
  
  [quote]Hey all, what a great site you have made with all the hard work that was required to make it so. The world is full of religious scams and at least you have the creativity to lampoon them all. I just love your statement of a %100 guarantee. :D, that's just great! ROFLMAO What idiot would ever expect that! Who would you send the check to? How would one know that they were on the 'no-fly list? Hahaha, I love sarcasm and you guys are great at it! Thanks for making a boring day interesting with a belly laugh.
  
  Regards,
  
  augie[/quote]

  By  augie, at 12/01/2007 10:30:00 AM  

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• Follower-Of-Christ, how do you know that you will be in Heaven for sure? Are you just going by what others say or what the Bible says? Personally I'd rather have the certificate to be sure! HAHAHA
  
  Some people don't know how to take a joke... -_-

  By  CHILL OUT, at 12/01/2007 08:14:00 PM  

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• ok its not a joke, God is the real thing. You shouldn't ever EVER take anything like this as a joke. Personally I'm offended by this product. God loves everyone even if they doubt his existence. He won't send anyone to hell like this product suggests. Basically this product suggests that God won't send anyone to heaven without a certificate. I don't like this product at all. :(((((

  By  Anonymous, at 1/20/2008 11:50:00 AM  

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• The problem with these guys is that they lied to start with.. This was not there orginial idea. THEY STOLE IT.
  
  http://www.spotinheaven.com
  
  Was an orginial concept that was stolen by the makers of reserve a spot. If you are at least going to spend the money on this gag then spend it on the orginial and the best.

  By  Anonymous, at 1/28/2008 04:12:00 AM  

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• There is a more offensive site
  
  www.becomeasaint.com
  
  
  hahahahaha!!!

  By  Anonymous, at 1/29/2008 03:29:00 AM  

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• This "Reserve a Spot in Heaven" thing is a BIG LOAD OF CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! John 3:16and Jesus is the only way to get to Heaven. THE MAKER OF THIS PRODUCT IS GOING TO COST SOMEONE THEIR ETERNITY AND ARE GOING TO PUT THEM IN HELL BECAUSE THEY WILL BELIEVE THIS LOAD OF CRAP. YOU CANNOT GET TO HEAVEN LIKE THIS!!!
  
  *Everyone read this and then read John 3:16 for you can only get to Heaven by Jesus. Please then accept the offer of free salvation and God's grace.*

  By  Anonymous, at 2/02/2008 09:46:00 PM  

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• Ok, religious or not, you have to be able to see the humour in this product! I don't see anyone getting this offended by the Hillary toilet brush...
  Relax people. I'm sure Jesus had a sense of humour...

  By  Edge, at 2/03/2008 10:07:00 AM  

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• You say they ripped off spotinheaven.com? I'm actually the creator of reserve a spot and I had never seen that website until a few weeks ago. Either way, look at the site and what they offer. Look at their page rank, their inbound links, they have NOTHING on us. WE ARE THE ONLY AUTHORIZED DISTRIBUTOR OF SPOTS IN HEAVEN. Are they affiliated with the board of Heavenly Officials? NOPE. They say they are endorsed by Jesus, but last I knew, most of the religions listed on their website don't even believe in jesus. Either way, if you really want to get into Heaven, compare the sites and you be the judge as to which one you would trust to get you there.

  By  Sent from above, at 2/05/2008 01:16:00 PM  

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  Okay, Steve -- This "news" may certainly qualify as strange and humorous. But your introduction is flawed, and shows your ignorance. <--- Lol pot calling the kettle black.
  
  http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/monkeysphere.html
  
  Don't call anyone ignorant because we all are, really.

  By  Anonymous, at 4/22/2008 04:18:00 PM  

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• oh my god.
  how effing stupid can a company get ? like seriously... NO ONE IS GOING TO BUY THEIR WAY INTO HEAVEN. its like, impossible, and you would think a company would know that.
  you just wasted like, soo much money on a waste of usage in the world.
  you know how many other stupid things you could have created,ones that maybe have a use, and people may use ? this is a waste of air, a waste of money, and an even bigger waste of time spent.
  who was brilliant enough to even come up with this... screwed up idea ?

  By  tanisforever--, at 5/13/2008 07:00:00 AM  

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• I`ll pray for your soul.

  By  Anonymous, at 6/11/2008 12:24:00 PM  

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