Friday, November 02, 2007

Wedgie-Proof Underwear

rip away 1000It's said that "necessity is the mother of invention".

So, when two 8-year old twin boys revealed their "wedgie-proof underwear" on the Ellen DeGeneres Show today, they wore smiles knowing that they just upped the ante on the school yard bully.

What they dubbed as the "Rip Away 1000" is more like a cleverly designed escape strategy. The underwear is constructed into two pieces, bound together by velcro. So that when Farkus the bully grabs the wasteband of your RA1K's, they "rip away", leaving him with a handful of your cooties, while you make a break for the yard duty officer.

Source: Columbus Dispatch

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

thats tight

My Product Review said...

I love it!! I can not believe I missed that episode!

RoRo said...

Good for them. I hope they make millions!!!

Kathy said...

Has anyone grew a TickleMe Plant as yet? My kids loved growing the plant and are having so much fun tickling it and watching its leaves quickly fold up. Just thought Id share this most have growing kit. www.TickleMePlant.com

justmike said...

Clever, but seems like a bad idea.

Give someone a wedgie and then "pants" them; not too hard given the way kid's pants fit.

Ugh.

Anonymous said...

vagina

Anonymous said...

Yea Kathy I grew and TickleMe Plant but I have to admit..my family thought it was a joke at first and didnt believe it till they Tickled It and saw it in action. I love my tickleme plant and the video at http://www.ticklemeplant.com

Tyler said...

Dear MIKE,
Justin and Jared happen to be related to me, and their idea took a lot of hard work. Just because you think that it isn't perfect doesn't mean you should “dis” on them. What have you invented lately (rhetorical question, I’m sure nothing).

And KATHY,
Why dont you grow up, and advertise elsewhere, like a blog or something meant for that.

You may think that my comment seems a little hypocritical, but I cannot post this anywhere else, while still getting the message across.

Bob said...

Back at good old Camp Saskatchewan I heard that there was one kid who was "wedgie proof." This I had to see for myself. As it turned out, he was wedgie proof because he had no underwear to pull!

Anonymous said...

I hate every single one of you, i wish you would all die a horrible, painfull and sexually arousing death...long live the free world, you butt eating nazis

love harley and duce

dyrochki popki said...

I hope they make billions!

ryan said...

I wish I had something like that when I was younger. Would of saved alot of heartache for me!

Anonymous said...

Im so gonna buy wedgie proof underwear when its out in stores. BOO YA!

Anonymous said...

im wearing one right now :)

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