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by Steve
Saturday, December 01, 2007

These are great! I have been looking for a new way to shoot the finger!
By , at 12/04/2007 09:34:00 AM
Mr. Vans is an Idea Thief, he works for the Feds in Texas. He stole this idea from my friend Andy, who had his phone lines tapped for years, probably because he smokes pot. He was in the process of saving money for the patent. He lives in Michigan, and my friend told me over the phone in November or December. Mr. Vans is a jackass looser who should stick to being a nosey prick listening to peoples conversations and leave this idea for real AMERICANS to profit off instead of of loosers like Mr. Vans. Hey Mr. Vans why cannot you state your real name on your website?
By Mr. Vans is an IDEA THIEF, at 5/26/2008 09:06:00 PM
Perhaps you are confused.
There's more than enough room in todays market for truly useless innovations; try again.
You know you've got a winner when the chinese flea market guy has 300pieces of your "invention" at about 25% of your cost
(of course you should have made all your sales profits first (in the months preceding)).
Considering how your "friend" told you about this nearly a year ago, I'd say he's a loser with no future aims other than staying high.
Look at him.
Does he ever do anything that might be wildly successful financially?
By , at 10/13/2008 06:09:00 AM
What a bunch of idiots... Fighting over the rights of something so useless. I'm sure your friend really misses out on the $50 this guy made. I guess that is like a good quarter sack haha
By , at 11/16/2008 06:03:00 AM
maybe they can make a foot, so I can give someone the toe! The toe is way worse than the finger cause ya need to take your sock off first!
By , at 2/07/2009 08:11:00 AM
thats really interesting
By seksenyedi, at 7/31/2009 09:28:00 AM
Do they have these in black hands too. thats cool.
By Jon, at 11/11/2009 08:30:00 AM
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