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Subtle Butt - Fart Pads

by Steve
Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Subtle Butt Fart PadsA company called The Pond Inc. is now selling a product called "Subtle Butt", billed as a fart neutralizer, to eliminate smelly flatulence.

It's an activated carbon fabric pad, measuring 3.25" x 3.25" square, and adheres to the inside of your underwear with two self-adhesive strips.

As the wind breaks, Subtle Butt filters the flatulence, absorbing and neutralizing its odor. Now you can eat as many burritos you want and still have a social life.

Available in a five pack, they retail for $9.95 per pack...
http://www.garmentguard.com

Check out the demonstration video...



NOTE: if you think this sounds familiar, check out the Doggie Thong Fart Neutralizer that we wrote about earlier.

16 Comments:

  • My dad needs one of these!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/13/2007 10:01:00 PM  

  • Thanks for that. It really blew me away!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1/23/2008 06:42:00 PM  

  • That is the funniest thing I have ever heard of, I must get some for the men in my life!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3/18/2008 03:17:00 PM  

  • but what about the sound?? they should also have a fart muffler.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/27/2008 11:38:00 PM  

  • that video was hilarious! i know a few people that could use these!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/31/2008 05:54:00 AM  

  • Alright, lets just say that I came up with this idea years ago working a mid shift with three guys. Me being the only girl had to endure their Taco Cabana farts. We eventually came up with a whole line of Fart eliminators to include the butt kazoo which makes cool sounds and disseminates a lovely odor when you pass gas. Don't worry I won't be sad if someone takes this idea and runs with it. I won't be known as the lady that mad the butt kazoo!

    By Anonymous betty, at 8/22/2008 10:00:00 PM  

  • thousands of years for humans to develop into the evolutionary species of our time, and all we care about is covering up each others farts. tsk tsk.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10/04/2008 10:26:00 PM  

  • Just do what most women already do.
    Buy a dog ! LOL
    Fido ! GET UNDER !!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10/05/2008 11:56:00 PM  

  • Why am I so late to hear about this?!

    By Blogger Un-Plain Jane, at 2/11/2009 07:02:00 PM  

  • $9.99 for 5 of these? You can buy a dozen corks at Home Depot for $2.99. Seems like that would be a beter deal.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/08/2009 12:14:00 PM  

  • *better deal

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/08/2009 12:15:00 PM  

  • I have a better idea. Go to the lawn & garden department at Walmart and buy a lawnmower muffler. Then go to the pet supplies department and buy a box of aquarium activated carbon. Go into the bathroom at Wally World, fill the muffler with the activated carbon, then shove it up your ass. You now have a fart muffler with odor removing capabilities! You can now go to taco bell and toot all you want and you won't offend anybody! I'm a genius! I'm heading over to the patent office right now!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/08/2009 10:05:00 PM  

  • how amusing! i love this blog & mentioned it on my site yesterday... hope that's ok!

    By OpenID sendingpostcards, at 4/21/2009 02:02:00 PM  

  • That is the stupidest thing I ever saw!!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7/13/2009 11:58:00 AM  

  • lol thats really funny...

    By Anonymous seksenyedi, at 7/31/2009 09:25:00 AM  

  • For me to use these fart pads it would be like taking music away from Mozart, taking basketball away from Michael Jordan, or golf away from Tiger Woods. Why would anyone want to remove some people's greatest talents???

    By Anonymous Mike Borgman, at 8/04/2009 07:44:00 AM  

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