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Subtle Butt - Fart Pads

by Steve
Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Subtle Butt Fart PadsA company called The Pond Inc. is now selling a product called "Subtle Butt", billed as a fart neutralizer, to eliminate smelly flatulence.

It's an activated carbon fabric pad, measuring 3.25" x 3.25" square, and adheres to the inside of your underwear with two self-adhesive strips.

As the wind breaks, Subtle Butt filters the flatulence, absorbing and neutralizing its odor. Now you can eat as many burritos you want and still have a social life.

Available in a five pack, they retail for $9.95 per pack...
http://www.garmentguard.com

Check out the demonstration video...



NOTE: if you think this sounds familiar, check out the Doggie Thong Fart Neutralizer that we wrote about earlier.

6 Comments:

  • My dad needs one of these!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12/13/2007 10:01:00 PM  

  • Thanks for that. It really blew me away!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1/23/2008 06:42:00 PM  

  • That is the funniest thing I have ever heard of, I must get some for the men in my life!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3/18/2008 03:17:00 PM  

  • but what about the sound?? they should also have a fart muffler.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4/27/2008 11:38:00 PM  

  • that video was hilarious! i know a few people that could use these!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5/31/2008 05:54:00 AM  

  • Alright, lets just say that I came up with this idea years ago working a mid shift with three guys. Me being the only girl had to endure their Taco Cabana farts. We eventually came up with a whole line of Fart eliminators to include the butt kazoo which makes cool sounds and disseminates a lovely odor when you pass gas. Don't worry I won't be sad if someone takes this idea and runs with it. I won't be known as the lady that mad the butt kazoo!

    By Anonymous betty, at 8/22/2008 10:00:00 PM  

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