Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Subtle Butt - Fart Pads

Subtle Butt Fart PadsA company called The Pond Inc. is now selling a product called "Subtle Butt", billed as a fart neutralizer, to eliminate smelly flatulence.

It's an activated carbon fabric pad, measuring 3.25" x 3.25" square, and adheres to the inside of your underwear with two self-adhesive strips.

As the wind breaks, Subtle Butt filters the flatulence, absorbing and neutralizing its odor. Now you can eat as many burritos you want and still have a social life.

Available in a five pack, they retail for $9.95 per pack...
http://www.garmentguard.com

Check out the demonstration video...



NOTE: if you think this sounds familiar, check out the Doggie Thong Fart Neutralizer that we wrote about earlier.

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

My dad needs one of these!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for that. It really blew me away!

Anonymous said...

That is the funniest thing I have ever heard of, I must get some for the men in my life!

Anonymous said...

but what about the sound?? they should also have a fart muffler.

Anonymous said...

that video was hilarious! i know a few people that could use these!

betty said...

Alright, lets just say that I came up with this idea years ago working a mid shift with three guys. Me being the only girl had to endure their Taco Cabana farts. We eventually came up with a whole line of Fart eliminators to include the butt kazoo which makes cool sounds and disseminates a lovely odor when you pass gas. Don't worry I won't be sad if someone takes this idea and runs with it. I won't be known as the lady that mad the butt kazoo!

Anonymous said...

thousands of years for humans to develop into the evolutionary species of our time, and all we care about is covering up each others farts. tsk tsk.

Anonymous said...

Just do what most women already do.
Buy a dog ! LOL
Fido ! GET UNDER !!!

Un-Plain Jane said...

Why am I so late to hear about this?!

Anonymous said...

$9.99 for 5 of these? You can buy a dozen corks at Home Depot for $2.99. Seems like that would be a beter deal.

Anonymous said...

*better deal

Anonymous said...

I have a better idea. Go to the lawn & garden department at Walmart and buy a lawnmower muffler. Then go to the pet supplies department and buy a box of aquarium activated carbon. Go into the bathroom at Wally World, fill the muffler with the activated carbon, then shove it up your ass. You now have a fart muffler with odor removing capabilities! You can now go to taco bell and toot all you want and you won't offend anybody! I'm a genius! I'm heading over to the patent office right now!

sendingpostcards said...

how amusing! i love this blog & mentioned it on my site yesterday... hope that's ok!

Anonymous said...

That is the stupidest thing I ever saw!!!

seksenyedi said...

lol thats really funny...

Mike Borgman said...

For me to use these fart pads it would be like taking music away from Mozart, taking basketball away from Michael Jordan, or golf away from Tiger Woods. Why would anyone want to remove some people's greatest talents???

Kathi said...

It's a gas! Sorry- couldn't stop myself...

Anonymous said...

omg i am so doin a video on this for a school project thats so freakin halarious ba haha haha who invents fart pads lol haha nd its not takin away ur talent just the smell that comes with it lol :)

Anonymous said...

kelsey(me) and sara (friend) are doing a project for our english 2 classs. well of course its a video and its on these fart pads and we are gonna put one of our guy friend he farts alot during class, so we have decided to dedicate it to him (dylan). He is so funny but very stinky, but thats why we're thankful for "FART PADS" !!!!

Anonymous said...

my sister melissa needs some of these. she farts 24/

Anonymous said...

My boss got some of these for christmas and shared them with a co-workers boyfriend....we are not sure which needed them the most.......lol

Anonymous said...

Great product for the masses! It does beg one question...does it eliminate the sound of those embarrassing moments? This could be a millionaire maker.

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