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10:30 PM | by Steve Johnson |
A company called The Pond Inc. is now selling a product called "Subtle Butt", billed as a fart neutralizer, to eliminate smelly flatulence.
It's an activated carbon fabric pad, measuring 3.25" x 3.25" square, and adheres to the inside of your underwear with two self-adhesive strips.
As the wind breaks, Subtle Butt filters the flatulence, absorbing and neutralizing its odor. Now you can eat as many burritos you want and still have a social life.
Available in a five pack, they retail for $9.95 per pack...
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Check out the demonstration video...
NOTE: if you think this sounds familiar, check out the Doggie Thong Fart Neutralizer that we wrote about earlier.
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22 comments:
My dad needs one of these!
Thanks for that. It really blew me away!
That is the funniest thing I have ever heard of, I must get some for the men in my life!
but what about the sound?? they should also have a fart muffler.
that video was hilarious! i know a few people that could use these!
Alright, lets just say that I came up with this idea years ago working a mid shift with three guys. Me being the only girl had to endure their Taco Cabana farts. We eventually came up with a whole line of Fart eliminators to include the butt kazoo which makes cool sounds and disseminates a lovely odor when you pass gas. Don't worry I won't be sad if someone takes this idea and runs with it. I won't be known as the lady that mad the butt kazoo!
thousands of years for humans to develop into the evolutionary species of our time, and all we care about is covering up each others farts. tsk tsk.
Just do what most women already do.
Buy a dog ! LOL
Fido ! GET UNDER !!!
Why am I so late to hear about this?!
$9.99 for 5 of these? You can buy a dozen corks at Home Depot for $2.99. Seems like that would be a beter deal.
*better deal
I have a better idea. Go to the lawn & garden department at Walmart and buy a lawnmower muffler. Then go to the pet supplies department and buy a box of aquarium activated carbon. Go into the bathroom at Wally World, fill the muffler with the activated carbon, then shove it up your ass. You now have a fart muffler with odor removing capabilities! You can now go to taco bell and toot all you want and you won't offend anybody! I'm a genius! I'm heading over to the patent office right now!
how amusing! i love this blog & mentioned it on my site yesterday... hope that's ok!
That is the stupidest thing I ever saw!!!
lol thats really funny...
For me to use these fart pads it would be like taking music away from Mozart, taking basketball away from Michael Jordan, or golf away from Tiger Woods. Why would anyone want to remove some people's greatest talents???
It's a gas! Sorry- couldn't stop myself...
omg i am so doin a video on this for a school project thats so freakin halarious ba haha haha who invents fart pads lol haha nd its not takin away ur talent just the smell that comes with it lol :)
kelsey(me) and sara (friend) are doing a project for our english 2 classs. well of course its a video and its on these fart pads and we are gonna put one of our guy friend he farts alot during class, so we have decided to dedicate it to him (dylan). He is so funny but very stinky, but thats why we're thankful for "FART PADS" !!!!
my sister melissa needs some of these. she farts 24/
My boss got some of these for christmas and shared them with a co-workers boyfriend....we are not sure which needed them the most.......lol
Great product for the masses! It does beg one question...does it eliminate the sound of those embarrassing moments? This could be a millionaire maker.
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